The Musical Cheese Pass

[khari]

Let me know what you think about the Kinky Friedman, John! I'll probably never smoke them because I have difficulty getting past some of the names. Still, I'm curious...

 

[Rebel Herfer]

Let me know what you think about the Kinky Friedman, John! I'll probably never smoke them because I have difficulty getting past some of the names. Still, I'm curious...

That's what she said! :laugh:

 

[gtadroptop]

Khari, that's exactly why I took one. I wanted to try sticks I've never had.

Putz and NorCal...what can I say? :sign:

I'll make it up to you some day.

 

[Rebel Herfer]

Cheese - Affidelice

Wait a minute! I thought you were taking the cheddar!!! :sign:

Please take the cheddar! HEY!! who took the Maytag?! :sign:

AND The Cheese Wars begin......... :0 ??? LINKY

 

[gtadroptop]

Let me know what you think about the Kinky Friedman, John! I'll probably never smoke them because I have difficulty getting past some of the names. Still, I'm curious...

That's what she said! :laugh:

Can't wait until somebody asks what I'm smoking. 'Kinky Friedman', I'll say and then watch their reaction. I better be drinking something manly, though.

Cheese - Affidelice

Wait a minute! I thought you were taking the cheddar!!! :sign:

Please take the cheddar! HEY!! who took the Maytag?! :sign:

AND The Cheese Wars begin......... :0 ??? LINKY

Where in the hell did you find that???? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbs:

 

[Rebel Herfer]

It's all in knowing where & how to look! :0 Unlike some others here on CP, I actually like Kinky's cigars. Now I'm not going to choose one of them over a Padron or Monte but I'm just saying....

 

[Seth]

Back off my Chedder. Simple man, simple taste!


Seth

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

Back off my Chedder. Simple man, simple taste!


Seth

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ...... but cheddar? :laugh:

 

[gtadroptop]

Just wanted to let everybody know what's going on with the pass. Rebel Herfer and I have been in contact. With the hot weather, we decided to hold off shipping over the weekend. I still have the box. Its temperature is down to 60. Humidity is at 69%. It will go out Monday.

And I'm not changing my mind on the cheese choice. :laugh:

 

[Rebel Herfer]

OK it's time for a contest -
Cheese Humor Contest #1
We need some jokes about or involving cheese. :thumbs:

Who can play: CP Members not participating in The Musical Cheese Pass

Rules: joke must be reasonably short (Approx 50 words or less), joke must contain the word cheese or a cheese proper name, member in good standing, blah blah blah.... we're serious about this.

Timeline: Contest starts NOW & ends Midnight (CST) Wednesday, July 2nd.

Judge: Gary (aka Sonofabum) is the lead Judge with input from TMCP participants.

Prize: Premium 5er (and a copy of TMCP Soundtrack when it is released).

POST YOUR ENTRIES IN THIS THREAD ONLY, ENTRIES IN CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT WILL NOT QUALIFY.

 

[whopper]

Cheesy Joke

A man was walking down the street when a wheel of cheese rolled by him. He decided to pick up the cheese and take it home with him. When he got home his wife saw the wheel of cheese and asked "Where’d you get that wheel of cheese?" The man replied " It rolled past me when I was walking down the street on my way home" She asked "What kind of cheese is it?" He replied "It must be nacho cheese, cuz some little kid was following me yelling- That’s nacho cheese! that’s nacho cheese!

 

[gregor22]

Cheese Joke:


Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood, trying to impress each other how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds down a shot of scotch, slams the glass down on the bar, turns to the second mouse and says "When I see a mouse trap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it with my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass on the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, carry it home, grind it up into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first and second mouse then turn to the third mouse.

The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't time for this, I have to go fuck the cat."

 

[jlada]

I'm ready/waiting after CgarStone.

 

[Jinxedwarrior]

A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign hanging over the mirror. The sign reads:

Bottle of Beer $ 2.00
Cheese Sandwich $ 3.00
Hand Job $10.00

He looks around and notices a beautiful blond behind the counter and he calls her over.

“Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”

She lowers her eyelids and purrs a response, “Why, yes sir, I am.”

“Well then wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”

 

[mr.mac]

A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign hanging over the mirror. The sign reads:

Bottle of Beer $ 2.00
Cheese Sandwich $ 3.00
Hand Job $10.00

He looks around and notices a beautiful blond behind the counter and he calls her over.

“Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”

She lowers her eyelids and purrs a response, “Why, yes sir, I am.”

“Well then wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”

LMAO! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Wonder if she used "fromunda cheese"? You know... cheese from unda deez nutz... (okay, not really a joke)

carry on

mac

 

[Big A]

There were three students in a classroom. A white boy, a black boy, and a Mexican boy.

The teacher said, “Now, everybody make a sentence using the words cheese and liver.”

The white boy went first and said, “Last night for dinner I ate some cheese and liver.”

Then the black boy said, “My brother stole some cheese and got shot in the liver.”

Last, the Mexican boy said, “Cheese me sister so liver alone.”



Thanks for the contest.

 

[lurch]

Mine is a different rendition of the one above.....

It's good but not as good as Jinxedwarrior's...

Three dogs are walking down the street when they happen upon a strikingly beautiful poodle.

All three of the dogs fall over their own tongues to get a chance to talk to her.

She tells the three “The one to use ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a sentence the best will be mine.”

The Black Lab says, “I love liver and cheese!”

The poodle scoffs

The Golden Retriever says, “I HATE liver and cheese!”

Again she scoffs….

The last dog, small but with a formidable stance, just so happens to be the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He looks to the other two and says,

“Liver alone, Cheese mine….”

 

[sonuvabum]

The last dog, small but with a formidable stance, just so happens to be the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He looks to the other two and says,

“Liver alone, Cheese mine….”[/i]

This reminds me of the joke where kids going for their GED in are given an assignment to use a list of different words each in a sentence. There were several but the two I remember were;

Hotel: I gave my girl the clap and the hotel everyone.

Penis: Then I went to the doctor and he said, "here, penis".

:laugh:

 

[Seanholio]

I had a friend who wanted to open a factory making cheese. I asked him what type of cheese he was thinking of as all the popular ones were already being made. He thought about it for a while then decided to import cheese instead.

A week later I saw him again.

"How's the cheese importing coming along?" I asked

"Great." He says, "I'm importing them from Israel."

"What do you call them?" I asked.

Came the reply "Cheeses of Nazareth!"

 

[pembroke3355]

What is fumunda cheese?


A substance that is formed when a male doesnt know how to wash his frank and beans correctly.. Its a bacteria that grows from sweat, flakes of dead skin, and dirt, Sometimes mixed with ejaculate..

Your hungry? Yeah well ill make you a nice sandwich cover in fumunda cheese.. Yeah from under des nuts...