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The Musical Cheese Pass

DC 0305 1720 0001 0215 7196

Praise the Lord, he finally shipped the box!!!

The weather has broken (much cooler, but very wet), and Cigarstone has been alerted that it's on it's way.
 
Sooooo...

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "got any cheese?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn't serve cheese. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any cheese?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve cheese, has never served cheese, and, furthermore, will never serve cheese. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve cheese! If you ever ask for cheese again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!''

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''

Confused, the bartender says no.

''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any cheese?''



Fish
 
pembroke3355 said:
What is fumunda cheese?


A substance that is formed when a male doesnt know how to wash his frank and beans correctly.. Its a bacteria that grows from sweat, flakes of dead skin, and dirt, Sometimes mixed with ejaculate..

Your hungry? Yeah well ill make you a nice sandwich cover in fumunda cheese.. Yeah from under des nuts...
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OK, that's just nasty.
 
One day, at lunch at an elementary school, the cafeteria was serving swiss cheese. A little girl received her meal and was disgusted by it.

"Miss lunch lady," she said at the end of the line, "I don't like the holes in my cheese."

"That's okay," she said. "Just eat around them and leave them on your plate."
 
IBQTEE1 said:
One day, at lunch at an elementary school, the cafeteria was serving swiss cheese. A little girl received her meal and was disgusted by it.

"Miss lunch lady," she said at the end of the line, "I don't like the holes in my cheese."

"That's okay," she said. "Just eat around them and leave them on your plate."
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That was clever.
 
The pass arrived today. The cold packs were still cool and the hygro read 74 degrees and 73 % RH so we are okay. I will try to get the rh down to around 68-70.

I will posts P's & T's later tonight after I inspect everything.

I will be gone tonight and to morrow and will get this out Thursday AM.

Thanks for having me
 
Well don't take too long. I hate people who sit on passes all weekend while others are waiting! :whistling:
 
I am having some trouble finding a value for the Johnny O culebra. Can anyone help with a link or a value?
 
Thanks that is a help!

Went through the pass and there were just a couple minor concerns.

#106 is a Classic and not a Signature as the pass says

#127 was marked 126, thus there were two 126's....I fixed it.
 
Proposed takes and puts

I got some info from Big Jake (he put it in the pass) about the Culebra.

#58 VR Famosa 07.....put.....SLR Serie "A" 01
#83 Johnny O culebra....put....Casa Fuente Double Corona
#122 Davidoff millennium blend Petite corona...put...Anejo Shark
#123 Liga Privada #9....put....WOAM
#124 Bolivar Gold Medal 07.....put...ERDM Gran Corona 01

Let me know how these look, the pass can go out tomorrow if P's & T's are approved.

I will PM Jlada
 
Nice P/T's. I knew that Liga Privada would'nt be there when it came to me. DAMN.

Brian
 
chap comes home with some multi-flavored condoms to spice up the long winter nights. He comes in, throws off his coat, and announces it to his missus, who becomes immediately excited.

Without a word, she grabs him by the nuts and drags him upstairs. He jumps into bed, and she runs off to the bathroom to powder her nose.

While he is lying in the bed, hands behind his head, the wife comes in. She strips at the foot of the bed and slides up under the bedding and starts playing the pink oboe.

Suddenly, she lifts the bedding and says to her husband "Mmmmm, cheese and onion?" To which he replies, "No, hang on a minute. I haven't put one on yet."
 
GolfNut said:
chap comes home with some multi-flavored condoms to spice up the long winter nights. He comes in, throws off his coat, and announces it to his missus, who becomes immediately excited.

Without a word, she grabs him by the nuts and drags him upstairs. He jumps into bed, and she runs off to the bathroom to powder her nose.

While he is lying in the bed, hands behind his head, the wife comes in. She strips at the foot of the bed and slides up under the bedding and starts playing the pink oboe.

Suddenly, she lifts the bedding and says to her husband "Mmmmm, cheese and onion?" To which he replies, "No, hang on a minute. I haven't put one on yet."
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On second thought...

Just kidding. :sign:
 
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....

Liver alone. Cheese mine.
 
CigarStone said:
Proposed takes and puts

I got some info from Big Jake (he put it in the pass) about the Culebra.

#58 VR Famosa 07.....put.....SLR Serie "A" 01
#83 Johnny O culebra....put....Casa Fuente Double Corona
#122 Davidoff millennium blend Petite corona...put...Anejo Shark
#123 Liga Privada #9....put....WOAM
#124 Bolivar Gold Medal 07.....put...ERDM Gran Corona 01

Let me know how these look, the pass can go out tomorrow if P's & T's are approved.

I will PM Jlada
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The P/T's look good to me. The only one I am a little iffy on is the Johnny O. Is it considered an ISOM or a Domestic? If its consider an ISOM than it would need to be reworked, if its Domestic than it looks good.
 
Good point, Josh. It was originally put as a Cuban here and so I believe it should be considered a Cuban.

In other words, once a Cuban/nonCuban, always a Cuban/nonCuban.

Wilkey
 
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