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The great newbie wars of "05

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MMMwwwaaaaaahhhaaaaaahhhhaaaaa!!!!!!!

***Edited to include maniacal laughter for effect***
 
General preembargo

I just wanted to let you know that I just prepared 2 explosive devices designed to devestate 2 of the fogs they will be going out 2morrow so we should be able to assess damage by thur. at the latest I would think.
 
General, I tracked my missile, and the bomber is circling overhead. I suspect bay doors to open on Monday, and bomb to be dropped soon thereafter. Stay tuned for weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Bomber X
 
Warriors of the NEWB WORLD ORDER, there has been a great letting of tar and nicotine over this bloody weekend. There have been heavy casualties in both camps. You have all carried out your missions with honor, valor, and dignity. Many FOGs and "established members" have tasted our wrath and fallen, in fact it's rumored that a certain tome writer is now able only to sip (and pass) his mashed potato's through a straw, while certain other unsuspecting FOGs are in the crosshairs of our special forces at this very moment.

Now is not the time however, to rejoice over our victories. Now is not the time to mourn our own lost. Now is the time to step up our fight, while our foes are still picking up the pieces of their mailboxes. We shall rain fire on them while their humi lids are down!

We are set to undertake new and even more dangerous missions that will shock and awe the evil doers. Through our highly skilled intelligence agents, and the cooperation of our allies abroad we have improved our targeting and delivery systems. We are now able to bypass FOG security and take out their upper echelons.

Newb Warriors, or anyone who wants to take down a FOG, report in for new target assignments.

May God continue to bless and keep you.
 
Targets received and locked in.
Ordnance will be picked up by a co-conspiritor from the USPS in the am.

Tracking is as follows:
-0103 8555 7493 5913 8352
-0103 8555 7493 6962 4111

Expect damage assessments by Wednesday.

May G*d have mercy on your souls

Pvt Tenpin
 
Bomber X reporting new target in crosshairs. I must be out of my mind, but all's fair in war, there's no love here.

Bomber X out.
 
Northern Strike force requesting new target, before we're obliterated by incoming...
 
Swissy said:
Northern Strike force requesting new target, before we're obliterated by incoming...
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Target assignment transmitted through secure channels :whistling:
 
Dear Mother,
My heart is heavy as I write you. I was hoping to escape this war. To make it home as a survivor. Unfortunately, that was not to be. This morning, all seemed quiet. I made my rounds as per usual. It had been a quiet weekend, and I thought that maybe this war would soon be over. This evening however, I learned that none escape the horrors of war. I was on my to my mailbox when I heard someone scream "incoming!!!" The next thing I knew, I was blown off of my feet. My mailbox exploded into a million pieces. I was blinded by the flash and at first was unaware of what had happened. Apparently I was a target of the enemy. The smell of Havanos was everywhere. I was somehow able to crawl back inside the safety of my bunker where the bomb was successfuly stored. I have, unfortunately, sustained heavy wounds that the M.A.S.H. unit has informed me can only be healed by weeks of smoking. My therapy will begin at once, and soon I hope to be walking again. The worst part of the attack is this...I have no idea who targeted me. But one thing I am sure of is this...I will not rest until the enemy has suffered as much as I have. I miss you, and hope to return home soon...If I survive.
Forever your loving son,
OpusXfiles
 
Poor little newbie! :( What a sad, sad story! Truly, it is to weep! :( :(





































NOT!!!!!!!! :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign:
 
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My wrath has fallen on the newbies!! Rest assured, there will be yet more wailing and moaning over destroyed mail receptacles, injured pets and children, frightened wives!!!

My mission is not yet complete. Believe you have been ignored? That you are 'under the radar'? NO ONE IS IMMUNE!!!!



"FEAR ME!!!! FOR I AM MERCILESS!!!!"
 
My wrath has fallen on the newbies!! Rest assured, there will be yet more wailing and moaning over destroyed mail receptacles, injured pets and children, frightened wives!!!

My mission is not yet complete. Believe you have been ignored? That you are 'under the radar'? NO ONE IS IMMUNE!!!!



"FEAR ME!!!! FOR I AM MERCILESS!!!!"
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Uh Oh .... who is this? Uhmmmmm ...... ??? ..... :0

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The bigger question is who cares.

NorCalCigarLover said:
Uh Oh .... who is this? Uhmmmmm ...... ??? ..... :0

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Soooooo, the noisome newblets, the great unwashed, those self inflated wannabe's, those paupers of palookaville, the lost, the wasted, the foul, unwanted, unneeded, distasteful, ridiculous, repulsive, offensive and ignorant minority would delude themselves into thinking they would make a name for themselves by attempting to ambush with intent to assassinate the "great one". Sammy is not amused. While slightly singed and with the exception of a broken fingernail I am here to report that I am still hale and hardy.
The foolishness of your collective attempt will be made clear to you at my convenience.
C4M and NCCL... what? You think I'm gonna thank you? HA! You and others will be spitting teeth before I'm through.

Stupid Newblets.

NA
 
Some have already felt the wrath of Merciless; more will do so today.

Yet more will wonder at the nasty note left by their letter carrier in the days to come.

My list is long; my humidor is deep. For I am





MERCILESS!!
 
As foretold, the harder we hit, the deeper the cowardly FOGS attempt to burrow into to the cavernous entrenchments of anonymity. They hide because they now know that they are vulnerable, yet I proudly stand free, out in the open and remain unscathed. Merciless, I commend your spirit to stand and fight but your cause is doomed and your methodology flawed. We will ferret you out and make an example of you for all to see.

Neal, I admire your fight as well, but our sources on the ground have reported that you must now type your bitter railings with your toes by the soft glow of your burning yard.

Viva La Revolucion!!!
 
SamClemmons said:
Soooooo, the noisome newblets, the great unwashed, those self inflated wannabe's, those paupers of palookaville, the lost, the wasted, the foul, unwanted, unneeded, distasteful, ridiculous, repulsive, offensive and ignorant minority would delude themselves into thinking they would presume to make a name for themselves by attempting to ambush with intent to assassinate the "great one". Sammy is not amused. While slightly singed and with the exception of a broken fingernail I am here to report that I am still hale and hardy.
The foolishness of your collective attempt will be made clear to you at my convenience.
C4M and NCCL... what? You think I'm gonna thank you? HA! You and others will be spitting teeth before I'm through.

Stupid Newblets.

NA
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It is with great respect that I say ...... Viva la Revolucion!

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As foretold, the harder we hit, the deeper the cowardly FOGS attempt to burrow into to the cavernous entrenchments of anonymity.
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I hear that some are even leaving the country!

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