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The great newbie wars of "05
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preembargo
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bfreebern said:
Well then, I think a promotion is in order! 
Swissy
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bfreebern said:
Whew!
Was concerned there for a sec... thought maybe my bomb was intercepted and defused or something...
However, local forces are now in condition RED for imminent attack! Chad the Mailman is now wearing his flak vest...
Swissy OUT (from under the table)
Swissy said:bfreebern said:
Whew!
Was concerned there for a sec... thought maybe my bomb was intercepted and defused or something...
However, local forces are now in condition RED for imminent attack! Chad the Mailman is now wearing his flak vest...
Swissy OUT (from under the table)
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I feel sorry for your post office..mail carrier..and women and children of your neighborhood!!
oh the inhumanity!!! :whistling:
NorCalCigarLover
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Congrats on the strike Swissy! a very deserving hit.
Swissy
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alexgtp said:
Best part is, Chad the mailman also is a cigar lover - but do you think I'm gonna tell him what he's delivering?? NO WAY!
How's THAT for collateral damage? Should he survive the blast i'll invite him in for a smoke...
Swissy OUT (moved to the shed out back - my new command post)
guinnessguy
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This looks like one of them CP FOG's after a good Newbie Bomb...
guinnessguy
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This is G. Guy reporting from the front:
Dateline: The Revolutionary Front, Friday, April 1, 2005
Oh, the bloody carnage I have seen this week. Just today, I watched as a poor FOG received two Punchs and went down for the count. Another Noob was hit with a FOG sampler - the injury looks like a compound fracture of the humi. The battlefield is littered with discarded cello and spend torps, with no end in sight. Hold on, what's this....a flight of Avo's just flew overhead closely followed by a cluster of Macs...will this never end?
Dateline: The Revolutionary Front, Friday, April 1, 2005
Oh, the bloody carnage I have seen this week. Just today, I watched as a poor FOG received two Punchs and went down for the count. Another Noob was hit with a FOG sampler - the injury looks like a compound fracture of the humi. The battlefield is littered with discarded cello and spend torps, with no end in sight. Hold on, what's this....a flight of Avo's just flew overhead closely followed by a cluster of Macs...will this never end?
SamClemmons
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Ayuh, and "selected to be Steve'd" sounds downright invasive.
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SamClemmons said:
O.k. troops, report. Who's been "Clemmed"
ggiese
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bhaney said:
This war is going much better than expected!!! Confusion is rampant amongst the Newb camp!!! (sorry, but Swifty and CigarDawg have been around a LITTLE bit, but definitely not in the FOG camp)
It seems all of the missiles are are missing the FOG's!!! No reported casualties from the FOG group, except for a minor hit on BFreebern - which will cause a retaliatory strike the likes of which the newbs have never seen!!... If you like the Fourth of July fireworks celebration, I suggest you watch to the north in a few days - but wear VERY dark sunglasses, lest you burn out your retenas...
As for me, I'm hunkered down in the basement with the wife, kids, dogs, ferrets, and birds because I don't want to be topside when BFreeberns missile hits!!! Oh, the HUMANITY!!!! ???
BkCloud114
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Damn.......
Mailbox blew up today. No wonder I saw the Fedex truck screaming down my block. After sifting thru the ashes I found "The Box". After checking the contents (nice selections) I found the return address. "The Instigator" will have no one to blame but himself for the retaliation strike of this Newbie........
Locked and loaded.......
(Leaving the FOGs alone, I learned my lesson
)
Mailbox blew up today. No wonder I saw the Fedex truck screaming down my block. After sifting thru the ashes I found "The Box". After checking the contents (nice selections) I found the return address. "The Instigator" will have no one to blame but himself for the retaliation strike of this Newbie........
Locked and loaded.......
(Leaving the FOGs alone, I learned my lesson
)
opusxfiles
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Dear Mother,
I write to you again in the hopes that this war will end soon. I cannot wait to come home and see you again. Today, some of the heaviest casualties were reported since the beginning of this hell. I can hear the screaming, and there are mailbox shards all over the place. So far, I have been safe. I believe that our side has been hit the hardest, but don't worry. We will not stop fighting till the fight is done.
With love always,
Your son... OpusXfiles
Oh God, I love the smell of maduro's in the morning.
I write to you again in the hopes that this war will end soon. I cannot wait to come home and see you again. Today, some of the heaviest casualties were reported since the beginning of this hell. I can hear the screaming, and there are mailbox shards all over the place. So far, I have been safe. I believe that our side has been hit the hardest, but don't worry. We will not stop fighting till the fight is done.
With love always,
Your son... OpusXfiles
Oh God, I love the smell of maduro's in the morning.
NorCalCigarLover
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HAH! Mailbox still in tact in San Jose, nobody knows the way! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Digging even deeper into the humi tonight for more FOG strikes in the coming week! This is deeper than anybody should go :0
Digging even deeper into the humi tonight for more FOG strikes in the coming week! This is deeper than anybody should go :0
ggiese
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Gentlemen (and ladies too)
Sir MattR - battle hardened from many a previous newbie slaying, defender of all that is old and good, friend of all who are of the FOG status, smoker of only the finest of vitolas - having been on a crusade for many a week, absent from our midst, but still of glorified status amongst his peers, has returned and will certainly enter the battle.
Sir MattR is of the craftiest sort, reamaining cloaked behind the secrecy of the Internet, and only strikes at the opportune time, destroying newbs with his powerful images and witty reasoning.
Newbies, you shall all bow down to Sir MattR...
Sir MattR - battle hardened from many a previous newbie slaying, defender of all that is old and good, friend of all who are of the FOG status, smoker of only the finest of vitolas - having been on a crusade for many a week, absent from our midst, but still of glorified status amongst his peers, has returned and will certainly enter the battle.
Sir MattR is of the craftiest sort, reamaining cloaked behind the secrecy of the Internet, and only strikes at the opportune time, destroying newbs with his powerful images and witty reasoning.
Newbies, you shall all bow down to Sir MattR...