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The great newbie wars of "05

NorCalCigarLover said:
HAH! Mailbox still in tact in San Jose, nobody knows the way! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Digging even deeper into the humi tonight for more FOG strikes in the coming week! This is deeper than anybody should go :0

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Don't be modest vato.....we know a stud like you can go DEEEEEEEP! :cool: :laugh: :D
 
ggiese said:
bhaney said:
Man Down, Man Down!  2 old FOG's got off a preemptive strike on me today.  The mission is still a go though.  I will be deploying the "package" tomorrow morning. 

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!

Brandon
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This war is going much better than expected!!! Confusion is rampant amongst the Newb camp!!! (sorry, but Swifty and CigarDawg have been around a LITTLE bit, but definitely not in the FOG camp) :D

It seems all of the missiles are are missing the FOG's!!! No reported casualties from the FOG group, except for a minor hit on BFreebern - which will cause a retaliatory strike the likes of which the newbs have never seen!!... If you like the Fourth of July fireworks celebration, I suggest you watch to the north in a few days - but wear VERY dark sunglasses, lest you burn out your retenas... :cool:

As for me, I'm hunkered down in the basement with the wife, kids, dogs, ferrets, and birds because I don't want to be topside when BFreeberns missile hits!!! Oh, the HUMANITY!!!! ???
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I suspect this will change today. According to my sources, there should be a major strike today, in a few hours from now there should be screaming and nashing of teeth.
I have a feeling that some of these targets are either down, or not admitting to being struck. Not to worry, as these bombs have tracking devices, and radar is accurate!

Bomber X
 
Woodchuck to Greysquirrel, Woodchuck to Greysquirrel, the "package" is on it's way. Mission accomplished commander.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!

Brandon
 
knifeman said:
there has been Two targets selected to be knifed. One is a fog and the other is not. Its more fun when you play on both sides. :D
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I've got one thing to say...... click here :D ;)
 
You wanted to say....

Gone
The requested resource /0400/egghurler.wav is no longer available on this server and there is no forwarding address. Please remove all references to this resource.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

camaroon4me said:
I've got one thing to say...... click here :D ;)
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Well I went to load the bomb on the b52 (post office) today. I was feeling really good knowing a FOG would receive a newbie bomb very soon :cool: . When I returned home my postman had can and went so I went to my mailbox and… :( …. It’s all a little fuzzy after that…. I woke up laying on the ground my mailbox in pieces around me. The bomb was a completely anonymous package so I can’t even return fire. Ain’t War fun!!!!!! :laugh: :p
 
naiou175 said:
psyktek said:
skrgrl74 said:
What's all this talk about chicks like they aren't good enough! Well bring it on buddy !! we'll see whose standing at the end of this battle :angry:
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This would have a little more sting to it, if your addy was in your profile. :D
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Speaking of addys where is yours :whistling:
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The joy is in the quest, o little kicker of the round ball. :laugh: :D
 
I too was hit with an anonymous package today. Wish I knew who it was cause there was some really nice smokes in there. So whoever you are, thank you.

3 hits in 2 days though is taking its toll on my post office. They have threatened to pull the plug on me. No Mail For You.
 
AVB said:
You wanted to say....

Gone
The requested resource /0400/egghurler.wav is no longer available on this server and there is no forwarding address. Please remove all references to this resource.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

camaroon4me said:
I've got one thing to say...... click here :D  ;)
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Huh, still works on mine. Sorry you couldnt hear it, it's pretty funny! ???
 
bhaney said:
I too was hit with an anonymous package today. Wish I knew who it was cause there was some really nice smokes in there. So whoever you are, thank you.

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Viceroy, check the postmark. It will tell you the city and Zip of the evil-doer. Our intelligence network can track the despot from there.
 
preembargo said:
bhaney said:
I too was hit with an anonymous package today.  Wish I knew who it was cause there was some really nice smokes in there.  So whoever you are, thank you.

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Viceroy, check the postmark. It will tell you the city and Zip of the evil-doer. Our intelligence network can track the despot from there.
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Also, if this bomb had a tracking device, you may be able to quickly find out the launch location. You will have to hurry, if you wait too long, the info may be updated and lost forever.

Godspeed lad!

Bomber X
 
I was hit as well.
Must have been a pretty clever old FOG.
No note, return address, or tracking. Not even a postmark!
(this is like going to school!)

Jim

byw: Thanks for the sticks!!! :love:
 
Newbies, Please read SC's perspective on proper bombing etiquette. I hadn't considered why someone might like to remain anonomous before I suggested brandon check the postmark for the city of origin. I regret that advice.

Thanks SC.

SamClemmons said:
Am I the only one that has issues with people saying exactly what was sent to them or what they sent? I think this is bad form. There was a time here and elsewhere when folks simply voiced there appreciation for an unexpected "bomb" by saying thank you and then qualifying their thank you with things like... I am floored . . . You were way to generous . . . I can never repay you . . . Are you insane. . . Above and beyond . . . Incredible. . . and the like to express their thoughts on the generosity of the sender.
The reason for the anonymity of the contents of a bomb or trade is really quite simple. There are folks who are more generous with some people than they are with others. There are people with deep pockets and those for whom the bottom line is much closer.  Maybe a guy is friends with someone off line and decides to crush his friend with premium sticks or maybe he just likes someone and sends a little something. The point here is that if the contents of a bomb or trade is openly discussed it puts an unfair pressure on the sender or receiver to duplicate their generosity with the next guy. It also makes this person a target for guys to bomb with the expectation that this generous person will reciprocate in the same way as he/she did previously. I know what you're going to say. "When people send bombs out they don't really expect the person they bomb to reciprocate." All I can say to this is, CRAP. I'm not saying that there are not people here that are selfless (a few come to mind) but many folks are expecting exactly that, a return gesture. I see people bombing guys that are known to be extremely generous yet they've never had any kind interaction with these people other than snagging their address which has forced more than a few of these generous souls to pull their contact information from their profiles. I don't think the newer guys should be told to bomb this fellow or that fellow because they "won't be sorry". Let them learn themselves like everyone else. After they've been here awhile they'll know, but not before they've made the effort and paid there dues through interaction.


So now I see there's a guy who sends out a few bombs to people. He bought the cigars, he boxed them up and addressed them, he paid the shipping, he sent them out. The recipients didn't have to spend a dime, it cost them nothing other than opening a box. Yet a couple of people who recieved these bombs had the temerity, the unmitigated gall to question the quality of these gifts in open forum. Of all the classless things I've seen on chat boards this one takes the cake. If you don't have the grace to simply accept an unsolicited gift without looking at the price tag, you didn't deserve it in the first place. You know who you are and you are an embarrasment to this forum.

This is not a condemnation of all people who bomb and trade, just my latest diatribe.


Neal
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Remember, "You will be shunned unless your conduct is of the highest, for your deeds will follow you down history. FOG land is steeped in history. It is the site of the Garden of Vitola, of the Great Texas Holdem Room, and the birthplace of AVB."
 
Tenpin said:
I was hit as well.
Must have been a pretty clever old FOG.
No note, return address, or tracking. Not even a postmark!
(this is like going to school!)

Jim

byw: Thanks for the sticks!!! :love:
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Jim, Im thinking that this might have been a drive by bombing. Any chance you are close to another BOTL in the area?

JV
 
Now that my heart is beating at a normal rate again, I can sit down and give my report.

O.k., I'm at the office just now and my wife calls literally sobbing. She's barely able to get out "Mike, I don't know what to do!", before I can even gasp in panic, I have the computer shut down and keys in hand. She's still trying to get the words out. She say's "I don't know how it happened, I was walking home from Mimi's (one of our senior resdidents she cares for) and Hannah (our 4 yr old princess) was right next to me and I looked away for just a second... (Of course, at this point I'm thinking either Mimi has died or our daughter has been hit by a car! Now I'm in a panic)...then the mailboxes exploded!" Well, You know she's going to have to pay for that but until then credit where credit is due, I've been hit by friendly fire.

Tenpin, you "bowled" me over! Thanks brother. (Your demotion is in the mail)
 
OK... so now the word is out.
My first bombing, and I attack my own leader.
Sure, it was a modest little package, but now I'm gonna be accused of being a spy for the FOGs!
Of course Preembargo did start this little war... I felt he deserved to be properly rewarded! :sign:

I've also confirmed that my second attack was properly tracked to its' destination... I would expect there is a FOG having MASHED POTATOES for dinner! Maybe he'll report when he recovers. :laugh:

I've also rebuilt and reinforced my mailbox from today's sneak attack and expect I can survive anything less than nuclear!!!

Jim
 
Tenpin said:
I've also confirmed that my second attack was properly tracked to its' destination... I would expect there is a FOG having MASHED POTATOES for dinner! Maybe he'll report when he recovers. :laugh:

Jim
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Why you rat bastid... I was Switzerland! Ya can't go around bombing Switzerland! :(

(Of course, now I don't feel so bad about the bomb I mailed out this morning. The intended recipient has absolutely NO CLUE that it is en route.) :p

Jim, thanks a bunch for the very nice package, bro! (And for calling me a FOG, which I am not... you catch some sh*t for that, btw...) :whistling:

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Looks like someone from San Jose also knew the way to Arizona :sign:

Viva la Revolucion!
 
General Preembargo, Sir...

I would like to report from the front in North Georgia that I have been working through the night on my ordnance and have two fresh packages prepared (identical to the little explosion you experienced!)

Please suggest coordinates for targeting (PM me!)

Pvt. Tenpin
 
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