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The great newbie wars of "05

SamClemmons said:
Soooooo, the noisome newblets, the great unwashed, those self inflated wannabe's, those paupers of palookaville, the lost, the wasted, the foul, unwanted, unneeded, distasteful, ridiculous, repulsive, offensive and ignorant minority would delude themselves into thinking they would make a name for themselves by attempting to ambush with intent to assassinate the "great one". Sammy is not amused. While slightly singed and with the exception of a broken fingernail I am here to report that I am still hale and hardy.
The foolishness of your collective attempt will be made clear to you at my convenience.
C4M and NCCL... what? You think I'm gonna thank you?  HA! You and others will be spitting teeth before I'm through.

Stupid Newblets.

NA
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:rolleyes: Yada.......yada........yada.......... ;)
I am but a crafty mercinary, in fact, even before the bomb was sent, I removed my mailbox, so there! I claim immunity from persecution in these wars. Na na na na na na.
Sam, save the drama for yo mama. Mush eating FOGS think they can intimidate me. Ha! I blow my nose at you, you silly, long-winded, over-acting, CigarSnobbering, GRAPE OWL SMOKING, thesaurus humpin, run on sentancing bookworm!
I only wish I had a better arsenal from which to pull these bombs! None the less, I will not be stopped. Second bomb will be airborn in moments, so help me God! I am invincible. I call "forcefield" on my entire property, so there!
 
Pvt Tenpin logging in to report a small, but VERY finely crafted bomb hit North Georgia today. Luckily for me, my time was well spent reinforcing my position (mailbox). The only damage was a mighty hole blown through the top. No casualties, save for a small cut on the carriers finger, but alas, she picked up the new ordnance, which is well on it way to SOUTHEASTERN positions!

I feel like I was KNIFED in the back!

Jim
 
I was blown off my feat today. As my mail lady walked up to the house KA-boom, nothing left but a pair of boots and a pass that im in and two bombs.Thanks to both Mike and Brandon A greaaaaat cigar day.
 
Birds...away...! Birds...away......One to assigned target, one to??????????? Unsuspecting Newbie target. Yes, thats right, Bomber X has selected to go free lance! :0.....Just passing one forward as I was brutally attacked unprovoked by AlexGTP, and will keep the sticks flying.

Keep up the good work fellow bombers!

Bomber X heading for secret undisclosed bunker location. That is all.......
 
camaroon4me said:
I call "forcefield" on my entire property, so there!
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:sign: :sign: :sign: You obviously have been hangin' around with my 8yr old and his friends! And just a thought, you should switch to decaff. :D
 
JOE.M. said:
camaroon4me said:
I call "forcefield" on my entire property, so there!
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:sign: :sign: :sign: You obviously have been hangin' around with my 8yr old and his friends! And just a thought, you should switch to decaff. :D
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Yeah, something brought me back to the olden days of force fields and "not it, infinity, triple stamp, no erasies". :whistling:
And whats wrong with a little caffeine? Caffeine is my friend! :thumbs: :p



















*Note to newbie leader:
It appears that Joe is still standing! Gonna have to do something about that, resistance is futile!
 
Dear Mother,

Just when I thought the worst was over, I was hit again. As I was leaving my therapy session in recovery of the bomb that hit my mailbox on Sunday, I was suddenly hit again!!!! It's true mother. I should have known to hit the deck when I heard my wife say "Hey honey, did you order something from out of state?" But I must have been in shell shock still, because I opened the box! A direct hit! Right in my face!!!!! Oh the horror. I was taken back to the M.A.S.H. unit, but the doctor has told me there is little hope of survival. I am sorry mother. I suppose your son may never escape from this war. The horror.....the horror.

As always, your loving Son
OpusXfiles
 
Man I hate slow re-equipping! Ammo is so slow to arrive the the Great White North. It's hell to sit back and watch the show, but until the UPS reloading truck arrives- at least it gives me time to plan :whistling:
 
It would seem that a small band of evil doers has launched a coordinated but limited counter offensive to our cause of freedom. This affront to the love of puros has been based on treachory, stealth and deceit. Though these attacks have been localized at best, my Senior Staff has advised that I be moved to a more secure location. I may not be able to personally launch any strikes from the Executive Bunker as I will not have direct access to the armory, however I will continue to receive intel and develop new targeting strategies for those brave and intrepid heros who would continue to fight.

Do not be discouraged, we knew that there would be some who would resist our movement but these FOGs are getting old and creaky, they just don't have the stamina that they used to. They will soon tire and we will aim our hellfire at their wheezing!

Warriors of the NEWB WORLD ORDER, your cause is just and songs of your honor and valor will ring across the mountains and plains of CigarPass for countless generations.

May God continue to keep and bless you.
 
Mr. Beach, your negative propaganda re: your opposition smacks of desperation.




I expect this to increase over the next 48 hours or so..................






MERCILESS
 
The inhumanity! The inhumanity! I was heading home and my husband calls. I can barely hear his voice "bomb...." he says. When I get home I find my dogs running amuck and their fur singed (poor cocker spanier and mini-schnauzer) and there on my front lawn lys my husband under what used to be the front of my house!!!!! I had to quickly shield our son's eyes from the devistation and travesty. :0

As I approach I see a hand holding a package! WHAT A SAVE!!! (what a husband will do for his wife :D )

Thanks for the smokes and you know who you are!!!


P.S. General my bomb has been loaded and is on it's way!!!! the bird has left the nest. The eagle will land soon!! over and out!
 
Newbie bombs...

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camaroon4me said:
*Note to newbie leader:
It appears that Joe is still standing! Gonna have to do something about that, resistance is futile!
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My addy is in my profile! :whistling:
 
Well, I get home and I find a nice package from Knifeman, thanks a lot brother. I haven't even been following this thread and bammmmmm, someone blows up my mail box. When you least expect it, beware...... :D :thumbs: :p :cool: :whistling:
 
Mephiston said:
I was blown off my feat today. As my mail lady walked up to the house KA-boom, nothing left but a pair of boots and a pass that im in and two bombs.Thanks to both Mike and Brandon A greaaaaat cigar day.
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Hope you find a couple in there that you like. Enjoy brother.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!

Brandon
Viceroy of the Vitola
 
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