NooBs vs. Newbies

[Ironworker]

I have picked a noob of the noobiest kind.


Bombs away

0103 8555 7494 3019 9791

 

[PuroEsq]

Looks like the West is taking a beating.

Grinch . . . what exactly are you basing that statement on? OUr birds are presently achieving high orbit and tracking onto east coast radar as you read this.

Better go to the shelter.

 

[loanshark]

If we hit Cali. with some strong bombs in a strategic spots we can get it to sink into the ocean :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Diesel Grinch]

Looks like the West is taking a beating.

Grinch . . . what exactly are you basing that statement on? OUr birds are presently achieving high orbit and tracking onto east coast radar as you read this.

Better go to the shelter.

[snapback]197068[/snapback]​

I was just looking at the number of bombs going west. While the first rounds have already landed we still have more in the air. The second wave should be going out this weekend.


Lets hear it for the NooB's :thumbs:

 

[PetersCreek]

FROM: AK NEWBIE DET CHARLIE
TO: ALL NEWBIE UNITS
SUBJ: NOOB TARGETED

REF: DELCON# 0305 0830 0004 2996 3806

1848Z/29JUN05 -- OPERATION UNDERWAY TO NEUTRALIZE ASSIGNED TARGET IN SE-- INCINDIARY PACKAGE PASSED TO INTERMEDIARY FOR EXPEDITED DELIVERY -- DAMAGE ASSESSMENT AS BATTLE CONDITIONS ALLOW -- END REPORT

 

[loanshark]

All's quiet on the Eastern front!!!! :sign: Down with the west. Let them eat pineapple and ham on their "pizza". And throw their fish around at the market. :sign: East coast and especially Dirty Jersey rules!!!!!

 

[Castaway]

It's bad enough we've got those d@mn sharks getting frisky in the Gulf.

Now, when we come out of the water, we gotta be worried about getting BOMBED!

A close examination of the charred pieces of shrapnel from the latest attack indicates that the projectile originated in Scarymento...er, Sacred Mentos...er, Sacramento! that's it, Sacramento!!

And it was a big bomb, too. To the humidors, fellow Noobs! Launch at will, on a heading of 270 degrees!

Edit: Upon further review, our experts have determined that this bomb actually originated in AUBURN, not Sacramento. Obviously it is the work of a lawbook reading, fish loving, basketball and football fan. :whistling:

 

[Rob_k]

Right coast guys, we have nothing to fear....the Left coast will fall in the ocean soon, just a matter of time

 

[cletus]

This is How Dirty Jersey is, Damn Battle fairys!!!!

(LoanShark)
Viva La Cletus Country!!

 

[loanshark]

Now Cletus that is not right. :angry2: I did not even mention the inbread, one tooth, moon-shining, goat loving, trailer living, trash that come from Cletus Country :laugh:


"I told my wife that website was not a good idea!"
Damn Photoshop!!!!!!!!

 

[labmonkey]

After catching up with this thread, I follow fellow Texan and Newbie-in-Chief, Retired preembargo to throw my allegiance to the west.

Private labmonkey reporting....am I too late to join in the battle?

 

[Ironworker]

After catching up with this thread, I follow fellow Texan and Newbie-in-Chief, Retired preembargo to throw my allegiance to the west.

Private labmonkey reporting....am I too late to join in the battle?

[snapback]197358[/snapback]​

Hell no your not too late.

PM Jaewing and get your instructions. Wooot

 

[Castaway]

Inspired by the latest rendition of the Battle Fairy, I unleashed heck on a northern ally of the Newbies.

 

[karlgriffin]

Attention, Commander East Coast Noobs:

Target packages confirmed, launch codes authorized and confirmed, bombs away as follows:

70050390000282908104

70050390000282908111

This is just too easy! The newbies are on their heels

 

[wicked stick]

WHAT THE HELL !!!!!!!!! :0 Sitting in 102° weather enjoying a new purchase (sun grown) AF and then it happened. OUT OF NOW WERE the MAIL MAN threw a smoking box from across the street. It landed and slid to my feet. WOW it reeked of some eastcoast Funk thank god for the new Armor i have been working on. I was blown back by the might brazilia packing the punch. WHAT THE HELL AGAIN I SAY WHAT THE HELL . IT is time NOR CAL BROTHER NEWBIES OR NOOBIES TIME HAS COME. MR> BALDI of NJ :whistling:

 

[Diesel Grinch]

Way to go NooB's! Keep pounding the Newbies West Coasters.

 

[BlindedByScience]

Dateline, Vancouver WA - Today, investigators are on the scene at B.B.S.
Laboratories examining the remains of a mail box that was demolished by
"what appears to be cylindrical combustibles of an unknown orgin".
B.B.S. was found wandering in his front yard, cigar in hand, muttering
"....the horror; the horror....". When approached by emergency staff,
he refused treatment stating "....unless you guys have some Wild Turkey
in there, I'm not going."

B.B.S. had this statement: "...while this is clearly a devastating blow,
it only serves to remind us that the battle for west coast domination is
not over, and will only rally the loyal to defeat the out of control gar
bombers from the eastern seaboard. In the end, we will of course prevail"

 

[wicked stick]

Ok Were is the sign up list no go time but the present East Coast is going down .

 

[Castaway]

Ok Were is the sign up list no go time but the present East Coast is going down .

[snapback]197624[/snapback]​

The west coast Newbs are babbling...speaking in tongues. Keep at 'em, boys! :thumbs:

 

[Rob_k]

Ok Were is the sign up list no go time but the present East Coast is going down .

[snapback]197624[/snapback]​

did you hear something?