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NooBs vs. Newbies

Chicago soon to move to MI Noob here, Im ready capt'n how can I help?!!??!!
 
Ok "West Coast Newbies" we need to plan a coordinated attack. I see that the East Coast is uniting and forming a common front. All those West Coast patriots PM me so that we can form a battle plan and choose our targets.
 
JAEwing said:
Ok "West Coast Newbies" we need to plan a coordinated attack. I see that the East Coast is uniting and forming a common front. All those West Coast patriots PM me so that we can form a battle plan and choose our targets.
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Though geographically Texas lies within the eastern half of the United States, She has always been considered by all accounts to epitomize all that is western and as former Newbie in Chief the west will forever hold my love and loyalty.

JAEwing,

I humbly offer whatever assistance I can provide in the planning and coordination of your war campaign.
 
preembargo said:
JAEwing,

I humbly offer whatever assistance I can provide in the planning and coordination of your war campaign.
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West is sinking low they are playing the religion card. :p
 
It's so much fun watching them scamper around. :laugh:

Definitely brings up the phrase "Like throwing a cat among the pigeons." Or should that be squabs? :sign: :sign: :sign:
 
I'm so confused. What the hell is the purpose of this thread? Does anyone want to explain that to me?
 
Nathan Rahl said:
I'm so confused. What the hell is the purpose of this thread? Does anyone want to explain that to me?
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First you need to know the language before you can enjoy the story . . .

BOTL = Brother Of The Leaf, fellow cigar smoker
Bomb = Package of cigars sent, usually unexpectedly, to a fellow BOTL
War = a flurry of bombs going from BOTL to BOTL generally initiated by a BOTL, or group of BOTLs, where factions generally form.

With that background you should be able to figure out that there has been a "war" initiated here which started out as the Noobs against the Newbies. There appeared to be some confusion as to where one fell so a smart BOTL decided that the dividing line should be East v. West (newbies).

Contact your leader (Diesel Grinch) and he will give you marching orders. Have fun and watch the sky s for a bomb coming your way.
 
The reconstruction of the West will be expensive given the # of bombs heading that way, but whatever the price, it will be worth it.
 
Came home to a small fire in the front yard. Immediately I knew it was a mail bomb set to destruct the front of my house for nothing more than some stupid Noob's pleasure.

I spent the latter part of my day picking up pieces of my mail box and taping it back together.

I have sent an urgent letter to General JaeWing for further instructions on a retaliatory strike.

I will be avenged.
 
Ironworker said:
Came home to a small fire in the front yard. Immediately I knew it was a mail bomb set to destruct the front of my house for nothing more than some stupid Noob's pleasure.

I spent the latter part of my day picking up pieces of my mail box and taping it back together.

I have sent an urgent letter to General JaeWing for further instructions on a retaliatory strike.

I will be avenged.
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Orders given, coordinates set.

EDITI just had a really funny thought . . . with all of the REAL terrorism in our world today and the state of our country's high alert and Patriot Act and all . . . if the FBI/CIA/NSA etc were to do a search, or be watching the electronic superhighway for possible terroistic plots . . . all of our "talk" about "mail bombs", "USPS Bombs", "my mail box exploded" etc., may be picked up. Hopefully they will do some research before they raid my house as a suspected "mailbomber"
 
The West Caost Contingency is soliciting local FOGs to be "mercenaries" for hire for specific "Black Ops" covert actions.

Any takers?

Oh and . . .
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Where did we "play" that card? :0

The initial volley from the West to the East will be measured on the Fujita and Richter Scales. :sign:
 
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U Want Some, Come Get Some!


Viva La Cletus Country!!
 
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"IgWanaRoB"


Look Out West Coast, Its A East Coast Battle Fairy !!

Let the name calling begin!


Viva La Cletus Country!!
 
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