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NooBs vs. Newbies

The Battle Fairy is not wearing matching socks. Despite that, I will gladly follow him/her/it into battle.

NOTE TO SELF: Never post my picture anywhere on this forum.
 
cletus said:
Look Out West Coast, Its A East Coast Battle Fairy !!

Let the name calling begin!


Viva La Cletus Country!!
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Hey - my legs are much better looking than that! Thanks for the gut reduction though :whistling:
 
Castaway said:
The Battle Fairy is not wearing matching socks. Despite that, I will gladly follow him/her/it into battle.

NOTE TO SELF: Never post my picture anywhere on this forum.
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And you notice the socks don't match? Man you were really checking that pic out weren't you . . . no that there is anything wrong with that. :laugh: :whistling:
 
The coordinates of one bomb are 0303 1290 0000 8544 4371. This should put the point of impact somewhere in Florida.
 
SITREP: 28JUN05, 1700ZULU ... BEGIN ... INTEL SOURCES CONFIRM DETONATION OF ROADSIDE MAIL RECEPTACLE, PETERS CREEK (CHUGIAK), ALASKA, ON 27JUN05, APPROX 1620ZULU ... MAIL RECEPTACLE WAS REINFORCED VARIETY BUILT TO WITHSTAND ASSAULT BY CLUB-WEILDING JUVENILE HUMANOID LIFE FORMS ... DAMAGE NEGLIGIBLE ... ROADWAY LITTERED WITH UNSOLICITED BULK-MAILED COMMERCIAL COMMUNICATIONS OF LITTLE OR NO VALUE ... PHOTO FOUND IN DEBRIS SUGGESTS ATTACK WAS SPONSORED BY ED MCMAHON WITH AT LEAST ONE MILLION $US BUT THIS IS UNCONFIRMED ... RECIPIENT SUFFERED PROLONGED POST-DETONATION EXPOSURE TO SMOKE ... SEVERAL ADDITIONAL EPISODES OF EXPOSURE ARE EXPECTED ... END REPORT
 
PetersCreek said:
SITREP: 28JUN05, 1700ZULU ... BEGIN ... INTEL SOURCES CONFIRM DETONATION OF ROADSIDE MAIL RECEPTACLE, PETERS CREEK (CHUGIAK), ALASKA, ON 27JUN05, APPROX 1620ZULU ... MAIL RECEPTACLE WAS REINFORCED VARIETY BUILT TO WITHSTAND ASSAULT BY CLUB-WEILDING JUVENILE HUMANOID LIFE FORMS ... DAMAGE NEGLIGIBLE ... ROADWAY LITTERED WITH UNSOLICITED BULK-MAILED COMMERCIAL COMMUNICATIONS OF LITTLE OR NO VALUE ... PHOTO FOUND IN DEBRIS SUGGESTS ATTACK WAS SPONSORED BY ED MCMAHON WITH AT LEAST ONE MILLION $US BUT THIS IS UNCONFIRMED ... RECIPIENT SUFFERED PROLONGED POST-DETONATION EXPOSURE TO SMOKE ... SEVERAL ADDITIONAL EPISODES OF EXPOSURE ARE EXPECTED ... END REPORT
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
. . . and now a message for all of our brothers in arms behind enemy lines . . . "John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache, The chair is against the wall, The chair is against the wall"

. . . fight the good fight.

Edit Ok that was from a movie. Anyone know which one?
 
JAEwing said:
. . . and now a message for all of our brothers in arms behind enemy lines . . . "John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache, The chair is against the wall, The chair is against the wall"

. . . fight the good fight.

Edit Ok that was from a movie. Anyone know which one?
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:0 Oh...that would be me!



;) John a une moustache longue, John a une moustache longue, La chaise est contre le mur, La chaise est contre le mur.

Actually that was the code-signal used by the French Resistance in World War II to mobilize their forces once the Allies had landed on the Normandy beaches. However, it is used in the movie The Longest Day.
 
Oh geez, sorry wrong thread. I was sure I'd find Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey here. Carry on.

Stupid new dudes.

NA
 
damm left coasters... :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign:
 
Bombs Away!!!!!!!

DC#0303 1910 0000 5184 2412

DC#0303 1910 0000 5184 2405
:whistling: :laugh: :D :cool:
 
a continued assault on the west coast is planned for a Friday launching, details to follow....
 
west coast vs east coast newbies...
do you need to know that Tupac died in vegas!!!! in a west coast east coast fewd?????

stoopid Noobs
 
To: JAEwing – West Coast Newbie Attack Force Commander
From: B.B.S. – Agent Provocateur

Secret silo loaded with freshly packed “ICBM” (Inter-Continental Ballistic MADURO). Launch co-ordinates locked into launch control, enabled, and as of now cannot be aborted. Launch will occur tomorrow PM – launch confirmation code, when valid, will be:

Corrected:
0391 1802 3400 0001 0941

(You gotta love USPS....or not.... :D )

Hopefully, someday, sometime, we will be forgiven for the destruction and demolition we soon unleash.

If not…..I can live with it.... :D

Best Regards - B.B.S.
 
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