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NooBs vs. Newbies

A Summary:

6 pages of newbie silliness. Again.

:sign:

If you guys want to bomb someone, just bomb someone. No need to play make believe like you are in some kind of war. ??? Geez, what is this place coming to....

I quote the great Sam Clemmons:

"Stoopid newblettes"
 
We are just following the leadership of G. Bush War is fun!!!!! We don't need a real reason to start one Hell we are Americans
 
mrjinglesusa said:
A Summary:

6 pages of newbie silliness. Again.

:sign:

If you guys want to bomb someone, just bomb someone. No need to play make believe like you are in some kind of war. ??? Geez, what is this place coming to....

I quote the great Sam Clemmons:

"Stoopid newblettes"
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And still you take the time to add to it. :whistling:
 
Diesel Grinch said:
mrjinglesusa said:
A Summary:

6 pages of newbie silliness.  Again. 

:sign:

If you guys want to bomb someone, just bomb someone.  No need to play make believe like you are in some kind of war.  ???  Geez, what is this place coming to....

I quote the great Sam Clemmons:

"Stoopid newblettes"
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And still you take the time to add to it. :whistling:
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The FOGs are jealous. We don't care.

"We will pass through the Newbies' patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills."
 
Those who have been hit identify yourselves. Stand and be counted. Those who have not . . . you will be found.
 
JAEwing said:
Those who have been hit identify yourselves. Stand and be counted. Those who have not . . . you will be found.
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I was hit, as if you didn't know (I just finished one of those Indian Tabacs you used as ammo...it was mighty fine :thumbs: ).

I'm awaiting a report from the poor Newbie up north that was the target of my counter attack... :whistling:
 
T minus 24 hours and counting until the next wave. Those East Coasters has so nearsighted they have not been able to take out any of our offensive capabilities.

I laugh at you all. :laugh:
 
I have to report I was just hit!!! Who do I contact to gain firing orders? The West is going down!!!
 
Ironworker said:
I have picked a noob of the noobiest kind.


Bombs away

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Direct Hit!!! :thumbs:

You sank my battleship!!!
 
SamClemmons said:
For those who are new to gifted cigars...

NA
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DITTO that.

While I would not be offended or embarrassed by anyone commenting on the contents of any bomb I sent I can see how this is perceived as bad form and impolite - for all of the reasons you stated in your linked message.

Very well said and thanks for the post.

I am sure 8-5-8, being new like alot of us, was not intending to embarrass, offend or in any way run afoul of "Cigar Bomb" manners. I am sure he was merely very pleased with the fine selection he received.
 
PetersCreek was hit with the first salvo. Knocked back on my heels but not down.

mrjinglesusa said:
If you guys want to bomb someone, just bomb someone. No need to play make believe like you are in some kind of war. ??? Geez, what is this place coming to....
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Someone piss in your corn flakes?
 
I've been "hit".
Although the message contained within the package proclaimed my execution, I have escaped with a minor scratch.
Mailbox is intact!

I will reiterate, I AM A NEWBIE, NOT A NOOB!!!

Jim
 
Smart Bombs Guidance systems have been programed and bombs have been dropped.


DC:0303 1910 0001 1581 9572

DC:0303 1910 0001 1581 6458

No Prisoners.
 
Second wave hits the air today. Package in the mail today . . . DC# posted shortly.
 
Such a feeble attempt by a Floridian Noob to wake a sleeping giant.

My scouts have been deployed . . .
 
Great googly-Noobly! Just when you think you're out, they pull you back in.

This guy is serious too. Not only did I have to sign for this Noobler grenade, but he packed it in a fortified delivery system. Fortunately, karlgriffin's plan backfired. When it went off, the explosion was contained in the tupperdor and I was only exposed to a high volume of harmless (and tasty) smoke.

Thanks Karl, these are obviously well aged and I'm looking forward to putting an end to that. However karlgriffin, I must warn you, yes you karlgriffin that you, karlgriffin, are now on the radar. I have friend’s karlgriffin, and you may be hearing from them very, very soon.
 
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