NooBs vs. Newbies

[PuroEsq]

New targets have been identified. All West Coast units check in.

 

[Rob_k]

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[PuroEsq]

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[snapback]199144[/snapback]​

Did you forget your medicine today Rob_k? That made no sense

 

[PuroEsq]

MEDIC! MEDIC!

Just got hit and hit hard. There was an especially large shell that completely leveled the receptionist's desk (I receive mail at the office) but has left me unscathed.

I shall retaliate!

TO THE PERPETRATOR OF THIS BOMB . . . Damn! That thing is FRIGG'N huge! :0

 

[Diesel Grinch]

Sir!

What is it?

Sir, The guidance systems on one of the Smart Bombs is malfunctioning.

Damn! I knew we shouldn't have brought our parts from the lowest bidder. They were all stamped made in China. That should of been our first hint. :whistling:

 

[IgwanaRob]

TO THE PERPETRATOR OF THIS BOMB . . . Damn! That thing is FRIGG'N huge! :0

Betcha that's the first time he's ever heard that!






:whistling:

 

[Diesel Grinch]

Damn! That thing is FRIGG'N huge! :0

[snapback]199190[/snapback]​

That's what she said! :blush:

 

[karlgriffin]

My family has been safely sequestered in an undisclosed location. With their safety assured, I can now launch a full spread upon our enemies, without fear!

 

[PuroEsq]

My family has been safely sequestered in an undisclosed location. With their safety assured, I can now launch a full spread upon our enemies, without fear!

[snapback]199225[/snapback]​

Don't be so sure about that! Bwaaahhahahahahah

 

[PuroEsq]

Damn! That thing is FRIGG'N huge!  :0

[snapback]199190[/snapback]​

That's what she said! :blush:

[snapback]199223[/snapback]​

You are all a bunch of potty-mouths. Get your minds out of the gutter . . . so mine can float past.

 

[Castaway]

Sir!

What is it?

Sir, The guidance systems on one of the Smart Bombs is malfunctioning.

Damn! I knew we shouldn't have brought our parts from the lowest bidder. They were all stamped made in China. That should of been our first hint. :whistling:

[snapback]199192[/snapback]​

Smart A$$ Bombs is more like it! The thing hit just as I was getting the hurricane shutters out of storage. Everything leveled...no need for the shutters now...Planning my retaliation on some other Noob, bearing 360 degrees...

 

[Diesel Grinch]

Friendly Fire always happens in every War. :whistling:


Joe you just have to suck it up for the team.

 

[PuroEsq]

DC# 0303 1290 0000 8543 6987

Another bundle of joy on its way

 

[skrgrl74]

DOWN WITH THE EAST!!! WEST IS THE BEST!!!

UPS for these ones:

1Z94257X1249069382

1Z94257X1248213799




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[karlgriffin]

Minding my own business coming home from a long hard won vacation, I find the lobby of my building full of smoke and the poor doorman being carried off on a stretcher! there on the counter, the remains of a package that originated in Cali. thankfully, most, if not all the sticks, were thrown free of the carnage and appear to be thoroughly smokeable.

I shall avenge my innocent doorman!!

NOOb's forever, smoke free or die!

 

[PuroEsq]

chirp . . . chirp . . . chirp

They are out there those East Coasters. I am sure this is the calm before the storm. The west coast has been relatively undamaged so far . . . while the east is a series of small and large craters.

 

[IgwanaRob]

<depeche mode> Enjoy the silence </depeche mode>

<que national talking head>

This weekend will mark a major turning point in the sad display that both sides have shown on the battlefront. Local affiliate reporters on both coasts have grown so bored with the lack of action in this scuffle that they've even givin up on making facts up to glorify this national incident, which we all know is their strong point. It's seems futile at this ... <bzzzttuurp!>

(whips big honking leezard tail at TV)

Screw this tripe

<TV goes silent>

Y'all best be getting ready, next week I'm going to make some people cry - and not that good soul-cleansing cry you're smarter and better lookingh spouse's are always praising either!

<cues theme music>

<House of Pain> put on your sh|t kickers and kick some sh|t </House of Pain>

???

<cut theme music>

I'll get back to on the theme music, just get your lead umbrellas ready and kiss your loved ones a few last times! :angry2:

 

[emodx]

Sir!

What is it?

Sir, The guidance systems on one of the Smart Bombs is malfunctioning.

Damn!  I knew we shouldn't have brought our parts from the lowest bidder.  They were all stamped made in China.  That should of been our first hint. :whistling:

[snapback]199192[/snapback]​

Smart A$$ Bombs is more like it! The thing hit just as I was getting the hurricane shutters out of storage. Everything leveled...no need for the shutters now...Planning my retaliation on some other Noob, bearing 360 degrees...

[snapback]199315[/snapback]​

uhhh, that would be 000 degress for a newb like you, or 0 degrees to those salty sailors. Never mind ya dern land lubber...

 

[8-5-8]

***FIELD REPORT***

SOUTHEAST CIGARTILLERY UNIT
12 JULY 2005 1651 ZULU

HAVING SUSTAINED HEAVY DAMAGE IN LAST WEEK'S ASSAULT, ONLY ONE OF OUR 155'S IS OPERATIONAL. ANTICIPATING ANOTHER STRIKE WITHIN 48 HOURS WE HAVE SELECTED A TARGET AND HAVE PREPARED A WARHEAD FOR DELIVERY. COORDINATES ARE AS FOLLOWS:

0103 8555 7493 4436 5473

29.46N -98.5W

FIRING FOR EFFECT.

SIR, WE HAVE HEAVY CASUALTIES AND ARE NOT EXPECTING OUR HARDENED CEDAR BUNKER TO SURVIVE THE ASSAULT. IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE SERVING WITH YOU.

***END OF REPORT***

 

[preembargo]

***FIELD REPORT***

SOUTHEAST CIGARTILLERY UNIT
12 JULY 2005 1651 ZULU

COORDINATES ARE AS FOLLOWS:

0103 8555 7493 4436 5473

29.46N -98.5W

FIRING FOR EFFECT.

SIR, WE HAVE HEAVY CASUALTIES AND ARE NOT EXPECTING OUR HARDENED CEDAR BUNKER TO SURVIVE THE ASSAULT. IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE SERVING WITH YOU.

***END OF REPORT***

[snapback]200622[/snapback]​

NewbSat imagery has verified that you're taking out an innocent's swimming hole and at the height of summer in Texas no less. A dastardly and irresponsible act of hostility.

The Newbiac 5000 super computer has analyzed data from multiple sources and has determined within a +/- %3 margin of error that your most likely target is, in order of likelihood, labmonkey, GrandCruNo2, or knifeman, respectively. None of whom reside at/or near the coordinates you have targeted. Once word of your heinous plot reaches them they will of course take appropriate actions and your scheme will be for naught.

This war of Eastern Aggression has rapidly deteriorated into a melee of poorly planned skirmishes aimed at the Western citizenry but to date has only resulted in indiscriminate atrocities with no regard for the innocent electorate.

You should go stand in the naughty corner.