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NooBs vs. Newbies

UPDATED COORDINATES RECIEVED, PFC GOOGLE HAS BEEN DEMOTED FOR GIVING BAD COORDINATES.

CORRECTED LOCATION OF TARGET IS AS FOLLOWS:

29.571750 N

-098.422316 W

***END OF REPORT***
 
preembargo said:
:laugh: LOL

14139 Anabella San Antonio Tx. 78247

Big Mistake!
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LOL... you must be the type that has to open presents before xmas because you can't stand not knowing what's in the box... :laugh:

Anyhoo... heads up Texas! If anything I'll start a new offensive on you guys... anybody who's had the (dis)pleasure of traveling I-10 across your great state heading cross country should feel my pain :thumbs:
 
General Grinch,

Reinforcements are on their way, expect another salvo towards our enemies next week.
 
8-5-8 said:
preembargo said:
:laugh: LOL

14139 Anabella San Antonio Tx. 78247

Big Mistake!
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LOL... you must be the type that has to open presents before xmas because you can't stand not knowing what's in the box... :laugh:

Anyhoo... heads up Texas! If anything I'll start a new offensive on you guys... anybody who's had the (dis)pleasure of traveling I-10 across your great state heading cross country should feel my pain :thumbs:
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HeHe... :whistling:

You have to admit though, the Newbiac 5000 super computer was dead on. An impressive piece of technology that proved itself to be invaluable during the other Great Newbler Spat.
 
preembargo said:
HeHe... :whistling:

You have to admit though, the Newbiac 5000 super computer was dead on. An impressive piece of technology that proved itself to be invaluable during the other Great Newbler Spat.
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'Tis a fine machine indeed... but it won't stand a chance next to our newest intelligence super computer, Deep Noob. :D
 
I come home from work today to find some slimy West coast Newbie hit the home base!!!! My wife and children have been rushed to a safe house and the shark is back in the war. DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks Wicked Sticks :thumbs:
 
It's time for those West Coast Newbies who have somehow avoided being bombed to crawl out and identify yourselves. Your anhilation is inevitable! Who amongst you have somehow avoided the wrath of the East Coast? :angry2:
 
All West Coasters who still have ammo please check in and recieve your firing coordinates.

As for the previous post . . . you have not really hit anyone. BB guns at best. :laugh:
 
Going away this Friday. Camping in PA at Hickory Run State Park. Be back on line come Monday.

NooB's Keep pounding away at the Newbies. :thumbs:
 
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Run Away!!!!
 
mrjinglesusa said:
A Summary:

6 pages of newbie silliness. Again.

:sign:

If you guys want to bomb someone, just bomb someone. No need to play make believe like you are in some kind of war. ??? Geez, what is this place coming to....

I quote the great Sam Clemmons:

"Stoopid newblettes"
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I agree with jingles..... It's like the Nike commercial

JUST DO IT !!!!
 
Diesel Grinch said:
It's now up to 9 pages.


But once again you took the time to read and add to it. :D
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Ye she did :D maybe that makes him a "target" now . . . or may be not ???
 
8-5-8 said:
preembargo said:
:laugh: LOL

14139 Anabella San Antonio Tx. 78247

Big Mistake!
[snapback]200665[/snapback]​


LOL... you must be the type that has to open presents before xmas because you can't stand not knowing what's in the box... :laugh:

Anyhoo... heads up Texas! If anything I'll start a new offensive on you guys... anybody who's had the (dis)pleasure of traveling I-10 across your great state heading cross country should feel my pain :thumbs:
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HA!! tricked the Noob 8-5-8 easily....I was out of town a couple of days so the impact was taken by my neighbor who was picking up my mail! I was able to salvage the bomb casing however and am currently disecting it to learn as much as possible about the Noob technology (it looks very tasty so far)...will report for return fire coordinates in a couple of days after my continued business trip.
 
***FIELD REPORT***

18/07/2005 22:56 ZULU

OUR CELEBRATION OF THE SUCCESSFUL STRIKE WAS SHORT LIVED, AS ANOTHER BOMB WENT OFF AT THE LOCAL UPS SORTING FACILITY AS SOON AS WE RECIEVED REPORTS OF A SUCCESSFUL OFFENSIVE. ARRIVING ON THE SCENE, WE FOUND OUR BELOVED UPS WORKERS REELING FROM THE DEVASTATING (BUT TASTY) ATTACK. WE CLEANED UP THE DEBRIS AND RETURNED TO BASE WITH THE BOMB FRAGMENTS FOR FURTHER ANALYSIS.

WE ARE HANGING ON BY A THREAD, SIR... BUT WE WILL BE READYING ANOTHER ATTACK AS SOON AS WE CAN GET THE CIGARTILLERY GUNS OPERATIONAL AGAIN.

***END OF REPORT***


 
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