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NooBs vs. Newbies

Yeah let's get 'em.....wait is he talking about me....Now I think he is tal...He is talking about me. LET 'EM LIVE. :whistling:


tdog
 
My clips are empty and the ammo depot is depleated from all of the sorties. Awaitig resupply before new missions can be planned. Budget talks with the appropriations committe have proven unsuccessful.

Updates to follow.
 
So, I'm sitting on Lake Jordan, in Alabama, Fishing (Vacation).
Cell phone rings, My neighbor, who has been collecting my mail for me, calls from the ER. Seems like he might regain his vision in his right eye, and now every time the mailman comes, he pisses himself.

All thanks to Blue Dragon and those west coast hoods!

Note to all, Its on, Its really on now.
 
<yawn>

:whistling:

Might have to light some more fuses - nothing else going on since I 'rearranged' the newbies' landscape. :rolleyes:

Hmm, got the plexi-glass, now where did I put my one-way screws.... ???





'Hail to the King, baby'
 
DAMNIT, my gun's jammed .... waiting for replacement gun and ammo .... oh, but don't worry, those damned NooBs are going down in puff of smoke. Did I say puff?? I meant:

2005_02_10_Nuclear_sm.jpg


More like nuclear winter!! :0 :0


- C
 
Castaway said:
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Run Away!!!!
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Sweet Monty Python picture!!!!!!!

"Where'd you get those coconuts?"

"There's no coconuts in England!!"

tdog
 
Reloading complete, sorry I was sent on a recon mission and was delayed in my return. USPS coordinates set, 420926919101038555749348384968

Bombs away again!
 
Looks like I need stockpile in the bunker just in case the merde hits the ventilateur.

Perhaps a preemptive strike is in order...
 
Coordinates have been set. East Coast Newblets home targeted:

Fire #1 0304 1560 0001 9487 4309

Fire #2 0304 1560 0001 9487 4293


Bombs away.

LOSERS

Rich
 
West coast Sir....... East Coast will Have three Bombs droped 3-4 day from today. Tragets sigted and fired Due to the wonderful UPSCANNON a nice brown weapon. DOwn With the east HAHHAHAHA GOTTA LOVE this stuff
 
BOMBS AWAY!!!!
EAST COAST TARGETS:

03031910000121376885

03031910000121377448

03031910000121376816


Down with the east!!! West is best!!!
 
skrgrl74 said:
BOMBS AWAY!!!!
EAST COAST TARGETS:

03031910000121376885

03031910000121377448

03031910000121376816


Down with the east!!! West is best!!!
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Damn Right!,

East = Losers :laugh:
 
"YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR, I WILL TAKE YOU TO WAR" :angry2:

As for post whoring, I love talking about cigars.


Tonydogs ;)
 
I am in the east(how you doin') but I do not know my coordinates yet and I know I am not a Fog but I have been known to walk around in one from time to time times.
 
Fireman Tim said:
I am in the east(how you doin') but I do not know my coordinates yet and I know I am not a Fog but I have been known to walk around in one from time to time times.
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Hey Tim,

It really looks like you should move before the East Coast falls into the Atlantic ! I see 6 maybe 7 bombs going off sinking the East Coast. It is turning into a Smog fest over there, and the air is clean and pure over here in the West. Such a glorious day, I hear the birds chirping, the brook babbling, and can see a ton of stars in the sky tonight. Gotta love the West Coast.

And you are in for so much more hurting!!!! More ammo is at my front door steps as I type this and more is on the way!!! When I get home, you can all kiss your yella, bloody, funny soundin aZZes goodbye. Better write your wills.
:sign: :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign:

- C
 
:p A bunch of girlymen and some manlygirls talking the talk but I haven't been hearing of any real damage. So far most have sounded like farts in the wind. :p
 
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