NooBs vs. Newbies

[IgwanaRob]

3 targets acquired and confirmed; pre-launch sequence has begun.

First round of cover fire will be followed by 2 waves of "Noobler Attitude Adjustments"

After the round of cover fire has been laid down, 1 round of "OMG WTF" scatter bombing will be immediately followed by a sweep of the awe-inspiring "J00 N3W8|35 Su><0r5" frag cannon which should finally put California back into the Pacific where it crawled out from.

All ordinance is protected by the impenetrable Newbie Seal™ (© 2005 Vandalet Industries), so fear of premature ignition should no longer be an issue until targets have landed - Newbie Seal™ is completely undetectable by ordinary newbies, so fear of evasive actions should be minimal.

Bunker buster construction has also begun and initial projections place final deployment at one week.





Stuart, I like you - you're not like the other people, here in the trailer park.

 

[Fyodor]

Nice Dead Milkmen quote

 

[IgwanaRob]

Nice Dead Milkmen quote

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I didn't think anyone would pick that up so quickly

 

[Rob_k]

All ordinance is protected by the impenetrable Newbie Seal™ (© 2005 Vandalet Industries), so fear of premature ignition should no longer be an issue until targets have landed - Newbie Seal™ is completely undetectable by ordinary newbies, so fear of evasive actions should be minimal.

Bunker buster construction has also begun and initial projections place final deployment at one week.

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Cheapo Seinfeld reference...gotta love it Rob! I would be weary of anything from the famed Vandalet Design firm.

 

[IgwanaRob]

2 obscure references in less than an hour - East Coast just rules

 

[IgwanaRob]

Thunder clouds have temporarily subsided in the North East, allowing for a rapid deployment of C-Bombs in a scatter pattern assault on the feeble half of our nation.

Cover fire was laid out with targets at the following coordinates:
0305 0830 0002 7369 4369


Immediately following initial cover run, one mid-sized "OMG WTF" scatter bomb has successfully take route to the following coordinates:
0305 0830 0002 7369 4376

Due to extreme payload, Priority Status has been giving to the awe inspiring "J00 N3W8|35 Su><0r5" frag cannon, which is currently on-target for massive detonation. LL will definitely not be going back to Cali folks. Confirmed coordinates are as follows:
0305 0830 0002 7369 4383

In related news, a series of small incendiary fires has been discovered in a local Long Island backyard. Neighbors reported that an evil cackle had been heard whenever they have noticed smoke billowing from behind the undisclosed nearby house. Updates will follow if need be.

 

[Blue Dragon]

I pick JAEwing as the leader of the Newbies. Damn attorneys are always writing up a storm with out saying anything.

As the recently appointed leader of the "Newbies" . . . an honor I will carry with pride . . . I enlist the Western Militia of Newbies to unite and form a common front. A unified and all-out attack is scheduled to begin ...

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Sir, you came to my aid and stuck your neck out for me before anyone would. The least I can do is honor your call. This Newbie is at your service and awaiting further instructions. I'll be damned if I sit by and watch the Western World be bombed mercilessly. Retalliation is a must. We will be vindicated. Awaiting further orders.

Lock and Load! :thumbs:
- C

 

[Strayvector]

Damn...looks hellishly fun. Wish I was back in the U.S right now. In the meantime, I'll be taking on the neutral mentality of the Swedes (and paying their outrageous prices for cigars), but first thing I do when I get back is dropping a load on the east coast...especially Chicago. I heard one your Chicago radio stations called up an Arizona Baskin Robbins and asked them to take a scoop of ice cream, throw it on the sidewalk and then time how long it took for it to melt (8 seconds), all while laughing on the air. So come this winter, when your warm water freezes on the sidewalk in 8 seconds, I'm bombing someone with the same smokes that I'll smoking on the golf course...wearing shorts and flirting with the beer cart girl.

 

[Beefcube]

 

[PuroEsq]

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What was the point of taking up space in this thread with that?

 

[Beefcube]

Seems like the place to dump something ........

 

[Blue Dragon]

Orders Received. Target Confirmed. BOMBS AWAY!!!!!

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You better head for the hills and hide! Those things you call mountains, the Apalachians, are really hills. :sign:


BooYah!!!
- C

 

[IgwanaRob]

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[IgwanaRob]

Hear that? It's the deafening silence of a severely beaten opposition. This is just too easy!

 

[skrgrl74]

I come home today to see my dogs running loose in the court and the front of my house has a very large hole in it........

Thank god noone was home (besides the dogs) when the product of the J00 N3W8|35 Su><0r5 landed at my doorstep!!!!!

Retaliation is in order!!!

Down with the EAST!! WEST IS BEST!!!!


over and out...

I thought it was odd when the pd came out took a look and said 10-8 No Report and left laughing.......

 

[Diesel Grinch]

NooB's I will be away for the Next week so Castaway is in charge. Take the West Coast down!

 

[Castaway]

Here are my marching orders!

Run Away!!!!

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[kiltedcraftsman]

Immediately following initial cover run, one mid-sized "OMG WTF" scatter bomb has successfully take route to the following coordinates:
0305 0830 0002 7369 4376

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"I'M HIT! I'M HIT! Can't feel my legs . . . .must go . . .on . . ."

Dateline: Boise, Idaho-21 July 2005:

In what was described as one of the most well thought out attacks of the latest wave of bombings in the Newb vs. Noobie campaign, a mailbox in rural Ada County Idaho was hit with what authorities say was a good size payload. Shrapnel found at the scene had the letters "OMG WTF" imprinted on it. Another small piece found nearby was labeled "Newbie Seal" indicating the bomb came from the New York faction of militants. It was just the latest in a series of bombings throughout the U.S. as this was rages on. Authorities are now saying that it is likely the Idaho faction will increase their attacks on other parts of the country. At this point, there seems to be no end in sight.

 

[Blue Dragon]

Since this entire topic really doesn't make since,
I say, I declare this Cletus Country, U are all on my
S*%T list!! Bring It on, Newbs, Noobs, Boobs!!!

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I believe it was John Donne, who stated
"No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent."

Well, it seems John Donne was a Pus, I will stick with my original post!

Viva La Cletus Country!

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Cletus Country or not, You Ain't Switzerland!! That side of the continent can fall into the Atlantic for all I care, and take Cletus Country and all those damn Battle Faries with it!

I can see the smoking rubble from here. What a joyous sight! I can see the NooBs fleeing and turning into BooBs now. :laugh:

 

[Lopaka]

Funny as hell, would love to participate, this Airman (Noob/Nobie) is staying neutral in this war.