NooBs vs. Newbies

[skrgrl74]

Ever hear of the silence before the storm????? :0



Well the storm is coming!!!

Be afraid, be very afraid

 

[AVB]

Monty Python said it best:

TOO SILLY, TOO SILLY!

 

[Rob_k]

<yawn>

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yep...

 

[Ironworker]

Reports confirmed, The eagle has landed

 

[Blue Dragon]

Reports confirmed, The eagle has landed

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Not meaning to hijack the thread, but
DAAAMMNNN!!!!

- C

 

[IgwanaRob]

It's too hot and humid here - too bad there's nothing else going on...

Hmm...

Plexi-glass is kinda brittle.

 

[IgwanaRob]

Do Newbies know how to use a dremmel?

 

[IgwanaRob]

Ho Hum...

There has got to be more to life than just being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking...

 

[IgwanaRob]

Negotiations with Vandalet Industries have concluded that this latest round, and destined to be the finalizing volley, will require more protection than they are capable of. With the protection of the uniformed delivery system engineers in mind, they have partnered with Compu-global Hyper-mega-net to co-produce the Newbie Seal V2. This is the only seal strong enough to contain the evilness that these new mega-plexi-evil-bombs contain.

Those who are unfortunate enough to be targeted will fully understand why the word 'evil' is being used in these bombs. Pray that they are contained within the designated coordinates, lest everyone nearby be turned in mer-men!

Firing off the newest and most evil round of munitions ever unleashed against mere mortals:

The mega-plexi-evil-bomb V 1.0, Code Named: Blue Steel, is currently en route to:
0305 0830 0002 7352 0385

The mega-plexi-evil-bomb V 2.0, Code Named: The Dandelion Patch Destroyer, is currently en route to:
0305 0830 0002 7352 0378

And possibly the cruelest ordinance ever assembled by man, with a mind truly it's own, The mega-evil-newbie-decoy-bomb, Code Named: The Transmografier Bomb, is currently en route to:
0305 0830 0002 7352 0361

Not even the intrepid Spaceman Spiff, with the backing of the crew of the good ship Enterpoop, can contain this evil. The lines have been re-drawn, and the true King of all that is Newbie has been declared!

Newbies - Prepare your eugoogolies and get ready to eat dandelions!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Cow Bell!

 

[Rob_k]

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Cow Bell!

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[PuroEsq]

Negotiations with Vandalet Industries have concluded that this latest round, and destined to be the finalizing volley, will require more protection than they are capable of. With the protection of the uniformed delivery system engineers in mind, they have partnered with Compu-global Hyper-mega-net to co-produce the Newbie Seal V2. This is the only seal strong enough to contain the evilness that these new mega-plexi-evil-bombs contain.

Those who are unfortunate enough to be targeted will fully understand why the word 'evil' is being used in these bombs. Pray that they are contained within the designated coordinates, lest everyone nearby be turned in mer-men!

Firing off the newest and most evil round of munitions ever unleashed against mere mortals:

The mega-plexi-evil-bomb V 1.0, Code Named: Blue Steel, is currently en route to:
0305 0830 0002 7352 0385

The mega-plexi-evil-bomb V 2.0, Code Named: The Dandelion Patch Destroyer, is currently en route to:
0305 0830 0002 7352 0378

And possibly the cruelest ordinance ever assembled by man, with a mind truly it's own, The mega-evil-newbie-decoy-bomb, Code Named: The Transmografier Bomb, is currently en route to:
0305 0830 0002 7352 0361

Not even the intrepid Spaceman Spiff, with the backing of the crew of the good ship Enterpoop, can contain this evil. The lines have been re-drawn, and the true King of all that is Newbie has been declared!

Newbies - Prepare your eugoogolies and get ready to eat dandelions!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Cow Bell!

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LMAO! :laugh:

However, as I sit in my hardened bunker relatively untouched throughout this entire campaign I ponder the futility of your actions. Fire away East Coaster! I fart in your general direction.

P.S. I absolutely love Calvin and Hobbs!

 

[IgwanaRob]

LMAO! :laugh:

However, as I sit in my hardened bunker relatively untouched throughout this entire campaign I ponder the futility of your actions. Fire away East Coaster! I fart in your general direction.

P.S. I absolutely love Calvin and Hobbs!

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Don't tempt me! I have a 5 gallon bucket a tube of super glue, and loads of dog rockets looking for a purpose!

 

[alexgtp]

You guys have way too much time on your hands!! :whistling:

 

[Tenpin]

This is just not right!
First, I harden my mailbox against all but a nuclear strike.
Next, I declare that I am, and always have been, a newbie, NOT A BOOB (despite my location).
I even have been bombing NOOBS in this war.

So, what happens? A cute lil' newbie, and her accomplice, send an innocent looking package. Only problem is it wasn't little enough to fit in the mailbox, and it wasn't so innocent! I hear the mail truck pull away and the next thing I hear is a vicious explosion outside. I figure, no problem, my mailbox can handle it. So I start out to get the mail and I notice HALF MY GARAGE DOOR HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF! Since the package didn't fit in the mailbox, the mailman left it by my garage.

SOMEONE IS GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS!

So, I'm not a NOOB and NEWBIES are attacking me. Maybe the FOGs will have me???

Jim

 

[preembargo]

So, I'm not a NOOB and NEWBIES are attacking me. Maybe the FOGs will have me???

Jim

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LOL! The FOGS'll have you for breakfast! :laugh:

 

[Diesel Grinch]

LMAO! :laugh:

However, as I sit in my hardened bunker relatively untouched throughout this entire campaign I ponder the futility of your actions. Fire away East Coaster!

This is a blatant mooch Jason. I see right through it.

I fart in your general direction.

:angry2: I was using this first!

 

[skrgrl74]

You were warned about the quiet before the storm!!!! :laugh:

 

[IgwanaRob]

Enjoy the weekend everyone, you'll be less tear free come next week :whistling:

 

[PuroEsq]

LMAO!  :laugh:

However, as I sit in my hardened bunker relatively untouched throughout this entire campaign I ponder the futility of your actions. Fire away East Coaster!

This is a blatant mooch Jason. I see right through it.

I fart in your general direction.

:angry2: I was using this first!

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Mooch? Possibly Dare? Definately! I have depleted my resources to the point where I cannot play. No mooch here just facts. Got a large shipment coming in from CBid next week so I will be back in the saddle.

 

[Diesel Grinch]

I know Jason I just wanted to bug you. Having been a recipient of your generosity from the contest at Cigarsmokers.

:thumbs: