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NEWBIE WAR OF 08': VICTORY!

Come on feel the noise
Noobs rock the FOGs
We'll get wild, wild, wild.
Wild, wild, wild.

So you think I got an evil mind
I'll tell you FOG
I don't know why
I don't know why
So you think my cigars are not your kind
They make me happy
I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore. oh no

Come on feel the noise
Noobs rock the FOGs
we'll get wild,wild,wild.
Wild, wild, wild.
Come on feel the noise
Noobs rock the FOGs
We'll get wild,wild,wild.
Wild, wild, wild.
Till dawn.

Fire #1 0308 0070 0002 0580 5149
#2 0308 0070 0002 0580 5132
#3 0308 0070 0002 0580 5156
going out today
 
Dios de Fuego said:
us Texas boys and our little state. O no you didn't. Two Nukes leaving the little state of Texas tom. Target: Fogs who forgot what the o stands for, thats right you old guys can't keep up with the new blood.
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Hey... guess what? Alaska legistature just closed session for this year. Their last act was to devide Alaska in two states, so that Texas would become the THIRD largest state!

You got even smaller, cowboy! Yehaw!
 
Swissy said:
Dios de Fuego said:
us Texas boys and our little state. O no you didn't. Two Nukes leaving the little state of Texas tom. Target: Fogs who forgot what the o stands for, thats right you old guys can't keep up with the new blood.
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:laugh:
Hey... guess what? Alaska legistature just closed session for this year. Their last act was to devide Alaska in two states, so that Texas would become the THIRD largest state!

You got even smaller, cowboy! Yehaw!
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ROFL!!! HE DID IT!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
I don't think Alaska has any room to talk with there booming population of 3 and there great economy of $10 per capita.

You think Alaska is a barren ice land now wait until Im done bombing it.
 
Dios de Fuego said:
I don't think Alaska has any room to talk with there booming population of 3 and there great economy of $10 per capita.

You think Alaska is a barren ice land now wait until Im done bombing it.
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Son... there's 5 here now... my neighbors dog had a pup. And the economy? Well... I think you left off a few zeros on the per capita rating.... but I understand you're from Texas so I'll cut ya some slack. :cool:

And we like it barren... keeps Texans from wanting to move here and spoil it ;)
 
I quote...

[BigJake6904] 1:18 am: little Texans? Sir, Ive seen your pics...your little yourself
[Swissy] 1:19 am: it's not the size, but how you use it...
[BigJake6904] 1:19 am: Cant get to england in a rowboat mate.
[Swissy] (Gave no response)




And I am southern, and I am DAMN proud of it. Watch your mailbox carefully, and try that delicious Texas Tea I got heading your way. It's to die for.
 
swissy, well said sir well said, youve got me laughing over here. I do have to say that alaska reminds me of a midget that thinks he is bigger than he is.
 
Hey noobs, I think we are getting a little out of hand.
We are not here to provoke retaliation or bait it from the fogs but to have fun and
bomb a few of the many deserving targets who have helped make this board what it
is.

This IMHO but I feel that we should focus more on bombing and having fun and less on trying to provoke
return fire.



Now go ahead and rip me a new one!!
 
dont discuss strategy in front of the enemy, George W. Bush the greatest war hero and law enforcer ever, lol, never discussed his plans in front of insane housaine.
 
Napa_Smokes said:
Hey noobs, I think we are getting a little out of hand.
We are not here to provoke retaliation or bait it from the fogs but to have fun and
bomb a few of the many deserving targets who have helped make this board what it
is.

This IMHO but I feel that we should focus more on bombing and having fun and less on trying to provoke
return fire.



Now go ahead and rip me a new one!!
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A good point indeed. I think we all need a reminder of this every once in a while.



Edited to remove blatantly disrespectful macro
 
:laugh:
Don't think for a second that those I taunt are my targets... that's too easy (just like picking on Texas!)


Edit: Doh! I can spel
 
Napa_Smokes said:
We all like picking on Texans. There are so many of them its hard not to.
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:sign: :sign: :sign:


:cool:
 
[quote name='5 O'Clock Somewhere' post='651313' date='Apr 14 2008, 03:15 AM'][quote name='Napa_Smokes' post='651312' date='Apr 14 2008, 03:11 AM']We all like picking on Texans. There are so many of them its hard not to.[/quote]


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OMG! I almost wet myself. 5 O'clock Somewhere if I cant get all this coffee out of my keyboard, I'll send you the replacement bill. Good stuff!
 
let me set the scene:

I wake up the the sound of an explosion... the ground shakes and the glass in my bedroom window shatters. I rush to the window in time to see the mushroom cloud appear from the other side of the next apartment building. I am in shock. What just happened? Are we under attack? I reach for my cell phone, but just like always I dont have signal in my apartment. I have to see what going on!!!! I throw on some shoes and run toward the fire and smoke to see that the space that used to be the apartment complex office and social hall is now a crater in the ground. Who could have dont a thing like this???? Then it hits me? Could that have been what I think it is? I didn't have time to answer my own question because the next thing I saw was the back of my eyelids as I passed out....

Thats all I remember.....

I wake up again, but in a strange place this time. Where am I? Had that all been a dream, a nightmare? A beautiful young blond walks into the room and picks up a chart off the end of the bed. "Its good to see you are awake Wade" she says to me. "Who are you and where am I?" I ask. The nurse begins to check my vitals and tell me the story of the explosion and how the shock of it all sent me into a coma for almost 5 days. She tells me how someone under the alias of "Jonsey" tried to off me with a bomb, but for some reason I didn't know it was waiting for me at the office and that it had completely destroyed the office, social hall and expired three very attractive account managers that work in the office.


Thanks for the sticks Jonsey!!!! :thumbs: Im sure all of them will have a meeting with a butane flame in the near future!!!!
 
In preparing a bomb yesterday, I had pretty close call...

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Good thing it wasn't armed yet! So......

Bomb's away!
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I couldnt find out what this thread was in the first few pages, or the last few. Just wondering what this war is all about and how do I enlist? :) Thanks
 
AVB said:
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is AVB when I lay my vengeance upon thee."



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I love that line. Pulp Fiction right? Great movie :thumbs:
 
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