NEWBIE WAR OF 08': VICTORY!

[MiamiCubano]

As I sit here in the hospital with tubes running in and out of every orifice in my body, I write this as a call to arms for my fellow newbs. It all started this morning....

I woke up as usual, showered, and headed to work. I was talking to one of our Senior Engineers about a "Top Secret" project that I am working on when my cell phone rings. It was my wife on the other end. As we exchange pleasantries she starts talking about some strange box that was left on the door step today. Obviously, the mail carries had heard of last weeks untimely loss of one on their fellow employees and were not chancing handing the package off to anyone fearing another detonation. She is describing the box to me telling me that the Return Address is strange. All it says is: "MC from somewhere in South Beach, FL" and all of a sudden the line goes dead!!! So I tell the boss I need to go home to check things out, to make sure all is well and he sends me on my way. As I'm walking out the door, I look south towards my house and all I see is this.....

Then, the shock wave hit me. Next thing I know, I wake up here with all these tubes in me. My house and a 5 square mile radius are destroyed. 10 miles beyond that are uninhabitable. Windows blown out for 20+ miles. Huntsville's Redstone Arsenal (The Home of most of America's Space Program) is decimated. Government Officials are everywhere wondering what happened. I have met with several members of Homeland Security. All indicators point to one MiamiCubano as the culprit.

Hold fast brothers!

Commanders! We MUST find the location of MiamiCubano's secret bunker and strike it with all available weaponry!


MiamiCubano- You sir are a BOTL of the first order. You hit me with sticks I didn't know existed. I would like to say a BIG Thank You for the extra item you added. It will be put to good use. Thank you again sir!

Know this...you got off easy.

Now enjoy.

 

[tone-ny]

How did I get involved in this?

Madmidget made a bombing run in Central Jersey. Some fine ammunition that will be enjoyed immensely :thumbs:

 

[Swissy]

Just when I thought it was safe... round three of a three round volley smacks me back on my arse - all from the same coordinates! Beyond The Band... Matt... that was truely one of the best bombs a guy could get. Well played sir... well played! Between the munchies, the game and the smokes, all were well thought out and researched! :thumbs:

We must do a blind 5'er after all this madness is done :whistling:

 

[souldog]

Just when I thought it was safe... round three of a three round volley smacks me back on my arse - all from the same coordinates! Beyond The Band... Matt... that was truely one of the best bombs a guy could get. Well played sir... well played! Between the munchies, the game and the smokes, all were well thought out and researched! :thumbs:

We must do a blind 5'er after all this madness is done :whistling:

That Matt's a fine BOTL to be sure...his first bomb too! :thumbs:

 

[Madmidget]

How did I get involved in this?

Madmidget made a bombing run in Central Jersey. Some fine ammunition that will be enjoyed immensely :thumbs:

Just when you thought it was safe!

Watch your 6 FOG's!


Enjoy the smokes Anthony!

 

[beyond the band]

Enjoy Swissy

Look out next guy, look out Death from above!

 

[handyman dave]

BOMBS IN THE AIR!!

0103 8555 7494 7736 1199
0103 8555 7494 8784 6952
0103 8555 7493 4084 1490

 

[Aeroscott]

I came home from work for lunch today to find a smoldering crater where my mailbox used to be. Opening my front door , I spy a LARGE box on the dining room table.
some 10-15 minutes later I finally get to the Ordinance, well packaged, OMG, what a Large selection of awesome cigars, NO return address, Somwhere in the tropics says the label. I finally figure it out by the note inside signed M.C. who it is! I've been nearly-fatally wounded here fellow noobs, OMG You are a very generous person, I really really appreciate this awesome gift, I Can't wait to try some of these. I only wish there were a return address so I could let the masses get you back, we'll get it somehow, Then you'll get a little payback!! ???

To anyone who may be thinking of bombing me, please bomb somebody else, I've had enough, I'm hurt bad, not surrendering yet but thinking about "retiring" after I recover from these injurys. :sign:

 

[MiamiCubano]

I came home from work for lunch today to find a smoldering crater where my mailbox used to be. Opening my front door , I spy a LARGE box on the dining room table.
some 10-15 minutes later I finally get to the Ordinance, well packaged, OMG, what a Large selection of awesome cigars, NO return address, Somwhere in the tropics says the label. I finally figure it out by the note inside signed M.C. who it is! I've been nearly-fatally wounded here fellow noobs, OMG You are a very generous person, I really really appreciate this awesome gift, I Can't wait to try some of these. I only wish there were a return address so I could let the masses get you back, we'll get it somehow, Then you'll get a little payback!! ???

To anyone who may be thinking of bombing me, please bomb somebody else, I've had enough, I'm hurt bad, not surrendering yet but thinking about "retiring" after I recover from these injurys. :sign:

My pleasure. As with MadMidget, you too didn't receive my *full* wrath.

Enjoy!

 

[Swissy]

go get 'em El Martillo!!! :laugh:



And here's the northern launch codes for today-

0103 8555 7494 2606 6533
0103 8555 7494 3655 2293
0103 8555 7494 5752 3814
0103 8555 7494 4703 8052

And with that, I must withdraw my forces The General of the Northern Forces (aka the BOSS, aka the Wifely Unit©) caught me clandestinely preparing some bomb packages (I thought she was asleep...) and reminded me (in a rather *ahem* polite manor) that she is still under threat of a job layoff, and rather forcefully said the boat goes before her car does if her paycheck disappears! :0 And things like not paying shipping fees helps (good thing she didn't see the bill for the nalgene bottles (x2), 4 cans of spray foam insulation, and big box shipping!)

I'll sneak a stealth missile out every so often... but for now I'll retreat. Noobs can declare anything they want... but I'm more afraid of her :love: than any 5 of you combined!

 

[Madmidget]

I came home from work for lunch today to find a smoldering crater where my mailbox used to be. Opening my front door , I spy a LARGE box on the dining room table.
some 10-15 minutes later I finally get to the Ordinance, well packaged, OMG, what a Large selection of awesome cigars, NO return address, Somwhere in the tropics says the label. I finally figure it out by the note inside signed M.C. who it is! I've been nearly-fatally wounded here fellow noobs, OMG You are a very generous person, I really really appreciate this awesome gift, I Can't wait to try some of these. I only wish there were a return address so I could let the masses get you back, we'll get it somehow, Then you'll get a little payback!! ???

To anyone who may be thinking of bombing me, please bomb somebody else, I've had enough, I'm hurt bad, not surrendering yet but thinking about "retiring" after I recover from these injurys. :sign:

My pleasure. As with MadMidget, you too didn't receive my *full* wrath.

Enjoy!

I feel sorry for the poor bastard that did. Seriously, that's the hardest I've ever been hit.



Back to the war at hand- My second victim might have succumbed to his injuries from the device that hit him today.

Your item was delivered at 1:11 PM on April 14, 2008 in XXXXX, XX 7X1X4.

 

[Gonz]

I had a moment of fear when I opened my PO box and saw the key sitting there. The key for a locker where a package must be awaiting. But you're just newbies, and that fear passed as quick as it came. Turns out it was a package from Puffstuff, all good here!

 

[billbaker3]

go get 'em El Martillo!!! :laugh:



And here's the northern launch codes for today-

0103 8555 7494 2606 6533
0103 8555 7494 3655 2293
0103 8555 7494 5752 3814
0103 8555 7494 4703 8052

And with that, I must withdraw my forces The General of the Northern Forces (aka the BOSS, aka the Wifely Unit©) caught me clandestinely preparing some bomb packages (I thought she was asleep...) and reminded me (in a rather *ahem* polite manor) that she is still under threat of a job layoff, and rather forcefully said the boat goes before her car does if her paycheck disappears! :0 And things like not paying shipping fees helps (good thing she didn't see the bill for the nalgene bottles (x2), 4 cans of spray foam insulation, and big box shipping!)

I'll sneak a stealth missile out every so often... but for now I'll retreat. Noobs can declare anything they want... but I'm more afraid of her :love: than any 5 of you combined!

Your wife is on the sides of the newbs!!! We gratiously except your surrender.

 

[mmburtch]

I feel like Micky the Mouse. I just got my ass handed to me by Pete. A nice package of sticks I will smoke happily. You hit four of my stand-bys there and One I haven't tried.

Thank-you very much.



Now for the bad news, for both myself and the newbs! The doctor says I can't smoke untill he figures out what this strange "hot spot" crap is on my toes. What's the bad part for you newbs you ask? I'm going to be extra cranky for one, and I'll be boxing up those cigars I'm not smoking!

 

[BigJake6904]

go get 'em El Martillo!!! :laugh:



And here's the northern launch codes for today-

0103 8555 7494 2606 6533
0103 8555 7494 3655 2293
0103 8555 7494 5752 3814
0103 8555 7494 4703 8052

And with that, I must withdraw my forces The General of the Northern Forces (aka the BOSS, aka the Wifely Unit©) caught me clandestinely preparing some bomb packages (I thought she was asleep...) and reminded me (in a rather *ahem* polite manor) that she is still under threat of a job layoff, and rather forcefully said the boat goes before her car does if her paycheck disappears! :0 And things like not paying shipping fees helps (good thing she didn't see the bill for the nalgene bottles (x2), 4 cans of spray foam insulation, and big box shipping!)

I'll sneak a stealth missile out every so often... but for now I'll retreat. Noobs can declare anything they want... but I'm more afraid of her :love: than any 5 of you combined!

Another one bites the dust.... (Follow here with theme music)

:whistling:

:laugh:

 

[Swissy]

oh, I think she'd had you your newb ass just as easily as she handed me mine :blush:


And don't worry... not a surrender - just a moment of truce. And all the while I'm taking names, making note and plotting for the next time she takes a nap so I can zip a box out un-noticed!

 

[souldog]

I had a moment of fear when I opened my PO box and saw the key sitting there. The key for a locker where a package must be awaiting. But you're just newbies, and that fear passed as quick as it came. Turns out it was a package from Puffstuff, all good here!

But the important fact was that the FEAR was there....


You've lost one of your comrades, now time for the rest.... :whistling:

 

[Jonesy]

I had a moment of fear when I opened my PO box and saw the key sitting there. The key for a locker where a package must be awaiting. But you're just newbies, and that fear passed as quick as it came. Turns out it was a package from Puffstuff, all good here!

But the important fact was that the FEAR was there....


You've lost one of your comrades, now time for the rest.... :whistling:

I plan on taking care of one of the FOG's for you tomorrow. He seems to think he's hiding behind an unknown addy. :whistling:

 

[souldog]

I had a moment of fear when I opened my PO box and saw the key sitting there. The key for a locker where a package must be awaiting. But you're just newbies, and that fear passed as quick as it came. Turns out it was a package from Puffstuff, all good here!

But the important fact was that the FEAR was there....


You've lost one of your comrades, now time for the rest.... :whistling:

I plan on taking care of one of the FOG's for you tomorrow. He seems to think he's hiding behind an unknown addy. :whistling:

Thing of beauty isnt it....

 

[Napa_Smokes]

[/quote]
I plan on taking care of one of the FOG's for you tomorrow. He seems to think he's hiding behind an unknown addy. :whistling:
[/quote]

Seems he might be getting hit on more then one front. :whistling: