NEWBIE WAR OF 08': VICTORY!

[Aeroscott]

when I saw the mailman stop at the mailbox today, it was like time stood still, when I saw the device, I quickly got out my trusty SAK

I ever so carefully cut the green wire and......

OMG nicely played Jonsey, I feel honored to be one of your newb targets, I will savor every one of these fine sticks
Thank you again Brian, and don't think your mercinary actions are going unnoticed.. ???

 

[souldog]

Maybe so... but I doubt he'll be much in the mood for dealing with me for a little while -

" Your item was delivered at 12:28 PM on April 12, 2008 in MURRIETA, CA 92563. "

LMFAO... hope he's in good with guys that have lotsa tools!

YOU SNEAKY BASTARD!!! No WONDER you sent me that PM! I thought it was because I sent you that PM in rpely to the one you sent me on Live that said, "You suck."


DIRTY DIRTY FIRE EATIN' MOTHER [beep!!!]!!! :sign:

I'll be sure to post the pics, and Jim, I'm sure you'll be on chat waiting for me.... :whistling:

 

[bfisher88]

Haha, he was just in there waiting for you for the response. Good luck with the bomb!

 

[handyman dave]

Nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery bomber but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?

"How does it feel??"

 

[Putz Mulligan]

BigJake.................you MOTHER...............emmm!!!! :angry: What the hell am I supposed to do with these?! :sign: Nice, very nice! There is nary a one that I will not enjoy putting a flame to! I had to sit for this one, hit me right in the solar plexus..........well played! :thumbs:

Thanks Brother!

 

[Bxcigrfan]

target in site




target hit

ztzs tttz zzzz fsff sdtf
ztzs tttz zzzz fsff sdde
ztzs tttz zzzz fsff sdqd

 

[AVB]

You can’t win noobs
They all tried to
You’ve been lied to
It’s all ready inside you
Either you run right now
Or you best get ready to die
You better
move
I said
move

Runaway
Runaway
Run noobies
Run for your life
Runaway
Runaway
Run noobies
Ooh
Here it comes
I Said run

Run noobies
run for your life
runaway
runaway
run noobies
here it comes
I said run


It isn't going out until Monday but you better run now.

 

[Bxcigrfan]

AVB you kill me with all those

 

[AVB]

Just trying to expand the musical knowledge base and drop a few bombs.

 

[JonDot]

My knees are in to bad a shape for me to run away.So I guess I'll just have to stay & fight to the end!!

 

[AVB]

You could fly and still be in range. Your turn will come but at a time of my choosing.

 

[BigJake6904]

Gonz tried to hide it, tried to keep it secret, unfortunately for the FOG's, I have a keen sense in the ability to search and defuse. Very nice sticks mate, they will meet their fate soon enough, but only after the FOG's meet theirs.

You have officially fueled the fire!!!!!!



Seriously though, great sticks! One more problem for you though, I have another address.

Touche'


-Jake

 

[souldog]

AT LONG LAST. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND FOGS, I GIVE YOU: THE "SWISSY" BOMB


Came home from a sweet herf at Geoff's place when what do my little eyes see, a return box with an ALASKA ADDRESS?? Hmmm...I wonders.



Start Time: 0037

I slowly and carefully open the box with my trusty knife, and view this:

After cutting and cutting and cutting, I get to this:

I then skillfully remove the core and get this:

Now, here's the maddening part. I take a twist of the Nalgene Bottle errr...I mean, "SUPER BITCHIN' CORE HOUSING UNIT," and it's SOLID AS A ROCK.


Something inside me conjures an image of this:

And I said aloud, "Jim, you fuggin' bastard..." and then quickly resume cutting!

I finally remove the cap, and retrieve the contents:

End Time: 0049

EXTREMELY NICE SELECTION!!! Thanks again Jim, and I will say in a nicer way publicly how I feel about this bomb than I did in the PM I sent you! :sign:

I have a nice "present" for you too....muah ahahahaha!!

 

[AVB]

Good practice, you'll be needing those skills I think.

 

[Swissy]

Yeah, as I said in the initial post, I dumbed down my ideas for this.

Guess I shoulda kept up with the original plan. But there's still time and targets,,,,

 

[xRanger]

What is up with you guys from College Station Texas?? There is obviously a strong nooblet cell operating out of that area, which needs to be dealt with!

Dios de Fuego, you obviously did your homework on this one. The smokes you sent are right up my alley, and a couple of them are going to the flame this afternoon!

Thank you much Taylor!

Bill

 

[Brickhouse]

Nice work Jim!

 

[BigJake6904]

What is up with you guys from College Station Texas?? There is obviously a strong nooblet cell operating out of that area, which needs to be dealt with!

Dios de Fuego, you obviously did your homework on this one. The smokes you sent are right up my alley, and a couple of them are going to the flame this afternoon!

Thank you much Taylor!

Bill

I have recruited, and will continue to do so. You FOG's are obviously in for the long haul, Good Luck.

Don't mess with Aggies.

:sign:

 

[br174]

Death to all FOG'S

 

[Jonesy]

Death to all FOG'S

I think I killed one of your noobs! :laugh:

Label/Receipt Number: 0103 8555 7493 4692 1486
Status: Delivered

Your item was delivered at 1:41 PM on April 10, 2008 in GREENVILLE, SC 29615.