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NEWBIE WAR OF 08': VICTORY!

I go to the Post Office to find 3 bombs hit me today. I swore I could handle it one FOG at a time, but they must be strategically planning, because I got blown to hell on this one.

Doc, thanks for the great selection, and that special syrup. I wondered why you wanted to wait and ship the FMOTT. :laugh: Thanks a million.

Swissy....I wasnt prepared. But the post office was. They defused the bomb before I got a chance.

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When I saw Alaska I knew who it was. I quickly got to work. I may live in a dorm, but no man can live without his tools.

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Now this Gorilla glue gave me a tough time figuring out how to get the cap of. But then it came to me, simple leverage with a screw driver and pop...came right off.

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Thanks a million all, I will probably be recuperating for a few days.
 
br174 said:
AVB said:
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is AVB when I lay my vengeance upon thee."



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I love that line. Pulp Fiction right? Great movie :thumbs:
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Um, the Old Testament. Look in Ezekiel. 25:17.
 
Don't worry Jake I will retaliate for our side


bomb 1# 0307 3330 0001 7024 2025
bomb 2# 0307 3330 0001 7024 2032
bomb 3# 0307 3330 0001 6984 9792

and one pipe bomb going out to an old pipe guy
bomb 4# 0307 3330 0001 7024 2001
 
good God... that is some awesome damage to a well insulated box! Musta been a soccer break?

Andon't worry... that stick that was damaged will be replaced - but maybe not to you! LOL
 
Come home from work and was wondering why my bomb didnt go out. You know why? Because Jonesys came in.

Nice sticks man thanks a ton!!!
 
I wouldn't worry about it. It will be over soon.

JoseGonzalez said:
I couldnt find out what this thread was in the first few pages, or the last few. Just wondering what this war is all about and how do I enlist? :) Thanks
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AVB said:
I wouldn't worry about it. It will be over soon.

JoseGonzalez said:
I couldnt find out what this thread was in the first few pages, or the last few. Just wondering what this war is all about and how do I enlist? :) Thanks
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JoseGonzalez said:
Oh well, hopefully in the future something like this will start again. Thanks for letting me know
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Dude don't let this FOG scare you into thinking it will be over.

It aint over

Not until the Newbs say its over
 
Preparations are now complete. Launch in T minus 17:15:08
 
Doc, thanks for the great selection, and that special syrup. I wondered why you wanted to wait and ship the FMOTT. Thanks a million.
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Yea well, be careful how much you use otherwise her ass will stick to the sheets.

Doc.
 
Just wanted to say thanks for Jonesy, a strategic bomb made with my FAVORITE STICKS!! :thumbs:

Nice play brother...you watch your ass buddy!


In other news to the Newbs:

A.) PMs sent on your current assignments Noobs, make sure you follow up with what you're assigned to.

B.) Read: http://www.cigarpass.com/forums/index.php?...p;mode=threaded. It's asome good insight from an older member, just something we need to keep in mind as we campaign...

C.) Looks like the FOGs are playing dirty again guys, time to step it up... PM me for ideas!! :laugh:


KEEP THEM COMING BOYS, AS DOC SAID, IT'S GONNA BE OVER, THEY'LL SURRENDER SOON!!!
 
I loved bomb that hit Big Jake. Thanks for sharing Big Jake... I needed a little lift, and seeing that really did the trick!
 
As I sit here in the hospital with tubes running in and out of every orifice in my body, I write this as a call to arms for my fellow newbs. It all started this morning....

I woke up as usual, showered, and headed to work. I was talking to one of our Senior Engineers about a "Top Secret" project that I am working on when my cell phone rings. It was my wife on the other end. As we exchange pleasantries she starts talking about some strange box that was left on the door step today. Obviously, the mail carries had heard of last weeks untimely loss of one on their fellow employees and were not chancing handing the package off to anyone fearing another detonation. She is describing the box to me telling me that the Return Address is strange. All it says is: "MC from somewhere in South Beach, FL" and all of a sudden the line goes dead!!! So I tell the boss I need to go home to check things out, to make sure all is well and he sends me on my way. As I'm walking out the door, I look south towards my house and all I see is this.....




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Then, the shock wave hit me. Next thing I know, I wake up here with all these tubes in me. My house and a 5 square mile radius are destroyed. 10 miles beyond that are uninhabitable. Windows blown out for 20+ miles. Huntsville's Redstone Arsenal (The Home of most of America's Space Program) is decimated. Government Officials are everywhere wondering what happened. I have met with several members of Homeland Security. All indicators point to one MiamiCubano as the culprit.

Hold fast brothers!

Commanders! We MUST find the location of MiamiCubano's secret bunker and strike it with all available weaponry!


MiamiCubano- You sir are a BOTL of the first order. You hit me with sticks I didn't know existed. I would like to say a BIG Thank You for the extra item you added. It will be put to good use. Thank you again sir!
 
is that just regular gorilla glue or something special cause it looks like it expands, right?
 
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