Wow you make the Pass sound like a chore you didn't want to do instead of something fun.
The power of the pass carries a great responsibility to the bearer. Why, just the other day......... (you hear a sound like the tinkling of fine crystal, your vision blurs and you find yourself a voyeuer, listening in on conversation)
Jonesy: His strength returns.
Souldog: That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life.
Jonesy: And yet, to have come so far, still bearing the Pass, the BOTL has shown extraordinary resilience to its temptation.
Souldog: It is a burden he should never have had to bear. We can ask no more of Beyond the Band.
Jonesy: Jon, we need to get the Pass moving. The Newbie forces are massing in the east, their eyes are fixed on Lake Elsinor.
Souldog: Yes, the Pass has been delayed and if we do not get it moving soon, the Newbies in the East will come for the Pass.
Jonesy: This delay cannot be concealed by the power of the Fogs. We do not have the strength to withstand the Newbies. Jon, the Pass cannot stay here. This Pass belongs to all the Newbies of GYFWPII. They must decide now how to end it. The time of the FOGS is over, my people are leaving these shores. Who will you look to when we've gone? The Chat dwellers? They toil away in obscure chat rooms, seeking riches. They care nothing for the troubles of GYFWPII.
Souldog: It is in Newbies that we must place our hope.
Jonesy: Beyond the Band kept the Pass. It should have ended that day, but the delay was allowed to endure. There's no strength left in the world of Newbies. They're scattered, divided, leaderless.
Souldog: There is one who could unite them. One who could reclaim the Pass.
[Beyond the Band hears the Pass whispering ominously while the Council argues]
beyond the band: I will take it!
[they don't hear him; he raises his voice]
beyond the band: I will take it!
[they fall silent, looking at him]
beyond the band: I will take the Pass to the Post Office!
[pause]
beyond the band; Though... I do not know the way
(You hear the strange tinkling of crystal and your vision clears)
See? The Pass can be a great burden on a mere Newbie, indeed.