WINNERS POSTED - CONTEST: "Women" Matt R would NO

[Rebel Herfer]

After much thought - ok 5 minutes - I'm gonna leave #5 as is for now, partially due to Madmidget's evil genius and I haven't seen a post on the dead from Matt R saying the majic words! :laugh:
I am however amazed at the diabolic resourcefulness of my fellow BOTLs. :whistling:

Maybe rule #5 should include something about "alive", too?

 

[altercall]

Name: Hillary
Age: 60
Reason Matt would not : He does have some standards, I just can't picture him doing her while she is already trying fu%k all the rest of us :laugh:






Disclaimer *** not intended to be a political statement *****

Billy

That was going to be my post, but I'll have to one up you!

 

[altercall]

Name: Michael Jackson
Age: always 11, have you ever heard him talk
Claim to fame: Little Boys (and "Thriller")
Why MattR shouldn't hit it: He's too old.

 

[Madmidget]

Next up we have Buckwheat's Mom...

He wouldn't hit it because: Once you go... crackwhore, you never go back? Also because it looks like she can see him coming and is about to run and cry..... or is it cry and run? Either way, she is about to cry.

 

[Madmidget]

And next up we have Ms. Wanda Ringeye

He wouldn't hit it because: He can't tell if she is looking at him or the guys behind him, she looks like Rocky Dennis, and the mullet got him again.

 

[preembargo]

What about these?

Oh please! Matt would hit that in a minute (and only for a minute). Her freakishly small head is home to a freakishly small mouth that Matt would make home to his freakishly small... :sign:

 

[Eshaw99]

This IS a girl, right?

 

[altercall]

This IS a girl, right?

Matt would find out.

 

[Madmidget]

He wouldn't hit it because she spent all that money fixing her nose when it was her grill that REALLY needed the work. Also because she still has scars from where she was beat with the Ugly Stick.

 

[altercall]

Read the rule, nevermind!

 

[Rebel Herfer]

Looks like we have som real sickos out there, keep it up! Just follow the rules, only 3 or 4 so far, and I'm LMAO! Matt R - have you found any hotties yet?

 

[fivebyfifty]

swiming
because no one can

 

[bfreebern]

OMG!

 

[Allofus123]

I'm sticking by my post...... if its alive and a women, Matt will nail it.

Those freaks yall are posting.... ever heard of a paper bag? Matt takes a bag with him everywhere he goes... just in case.

 

[tsmckenney]

I'm surely going to hell for this one.

'Would Not Do' Nominee: Terri
Reason 1: Her parents wouldn't allow him to hit it.
Reason 2: All those tubes in the way.

 

[fivebyfifty]

http://www.scarefactory.com/catalog/images..._RingTV_big.jpg
not hit
1)sporadic movement makes for too much work
2)the driping would make a mess

well maybe
easy bootie call, comes right through the tv. faster than dominoes.

 

[Rebel Herfer]

http://www.scarefactory.com/catalog/images..._RingTV_big.jpg
not hit
1)sporadic movement makes for too much work
2)the driping would make a mess

well maybe
easy bootie call, comes right through the tv. faster than dominoes.

WTF? seriously what is wrong with you? .... Wanna herf?

 

[Rebel Herfer]

Of course your are... but I'll be there to keep you company. :laugh:

I'm surely going to hell for this one.

'Would Not Do' Nominee: Terri
Reason 1: Her parents wouldn't allow him to hit it.
Reason 2: All those tubes in the way.

 

[Allofus123]

'Would Not Do' Nominee: Terri
Reason 1: Her parents wouldn't allow him to hit it.
Reason 2: All those tubes in the way.

You're kidding me right? A girl he wouldn't have to buy dinner for? Consider her nailed! :sign:

 

[fivebyfifty]

http://www.scarefactory.com/catalog/images..._RingTV_big.jpg
not hit
1)sporadic movement makes for too much work
2)the driping would make a mess

well maybe
easy bootie call, comes right through the tv. faster than dominoes.

WTF? seriously what is wrong with you? .... Wanna herf?

If i'm ever in Texas ill hit you up. Or if you are ever in NYC.