WINNERS POSTED - CONTEST: "Women" Matt R would NO

[Ginseng]

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Here, ladies and gentlemen, is my entry as a woman that Matt would not hit.

'Not Hit' Nominee: Martha
Status: Goner

WTF, this thread just got started and there's already two dead chicks? Come on now. :sign:

Wilkey

 

[jlada]

And now, my introduce the following trio:

Names: Herbert, George, Steve
Interests (surprisingly, all the same): Making you their bitch, cracking Brazilian nuts with their vaginas, steroids, World's Strongest Man Woman competetions, breaking gym equipment, and squatting minivans.

Why Matt R. Shouldnt hit it:
Their penis is definitely bigger than yours.
They hit back. Much harder.

 

[Matt R]

For the record... if it's got a penis or doesn't breathe, I ain't hitting it. Now, for the steriod induced females with large cl*ts.... of hell yeah I'm hitting it.....

 

[Allofus123]

Try and keep the post on subject. The title of this thread says:

"Women" Matt R would not do!

 

[tsmckenney]

Name: Brian Peppers
Interests: Just google him.

Why Matt R. shouldn't hit it:

.........

The words "common sense" and "self explanatory" come to mind.

Isn't that the kid from Nip Tuck?

 

[jlada]

Isn't that the kid from Nip Tuck?

ROFL.

 

[jlada]

Name: Helen Keller
Interests: Quoted from an inteview in 1900, "nuughmm hmmm uhhhhgggghhhh ummmghhhgg dddahdhh"

Why Matt R. shouldn't hit it:
She would have to moan in sign language.
That "I'm blind so that's why I'm not shaved" excuse. *shudders*

 

[Diesel Grinch]

NSFW


There are plenty of reason why.

1. Matt R is the Bitch of the two.
2. Doesn't like cigars.


DG

 

[Matt R]

For a for sure winner.... you guys should post naked pictures of your wives/girlfriends, 'cuz if they're marrying or shacking up with the likes of you wingnuts, I ain't puttin' my p*cker anywhere near 'em......

Now, for an even more sure winner, PM me naked pictures of your wives/girlfriends, whether I would do 'em or not......

edited to add: semi-nude shots will also be considered. Fully clothed shots with hard n*ps also considered. Hell, just PM me pictures of your wives/girlfriends.

 

[GOCOUGS2002]

Meet Anita Hardcock, 23 year old, full of life...loves Flannel and Mullets :love:

Why Matt R wouldn't hit it:

1. She has too many teeth

2. She dated Tom Cruise

 

[GOCOUGS2002]

Meet Magda, 19 year old sun worshiper from Alaska. She loves the smell of fish and low tide.

Matt R wouldn’t hit it because

1. He doesn’t like sloppy seconds

2. She told him during dinner at Wendy’s that the last time she had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

3. If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, she will give you the eighth minute free…Matt R only last 30 seconds and does not consider that a good deal.

4. She likes banana splits after sex…Banana’s make Matt R insecure.

 

[moki]

They aren't fat... just horizontally challenged...

 

[moki]

 

[moki]

...and more

Very NSFW: DO NOT click this link unless you're mentally prepared for it.

 

[moki]

As for the explanation of my Matt R would not hit the aforementioned women... I hold these truths to be self-evident. Case closed.

 

[jfields]

At least I hope he would not. ???

 

[MilesMingusMonk]

If it has a hole, Matt will hit it. Ask Bfreebern.

 

[hermit11]

Name : ???
Age : Somewhere in 20's
Positives : Decent shape, good makeup, and expensive boob job.

Why Matt R. would not hit it : One word - "NUTS"

 

[jfields]

Name : ???
Age : Somewhere in 20's
Positives : Decent shape, good makeup, and expensive boob job.

Why Matt R. would not hit it : One word - "NUTS"

He would definitely hit that....................He said something about "having the best of both worlds."

 

[tsmckenney]

Name : ???
Age : Somewhere in 20's
Positives : Decent shape, good makeup, and expensive boob job.

Why Matt R. would not hit it : One word - "NUTS"

If that flower pot had been 6 inches to the left, I would say "Hellz yeah!" Jeez, I need to slow down.