WINNERS POSTED - CONTEST: "Women" Matt R would NO

[Cooke]

 

[Rebel Herfer]

THAT has already been declared "HIT IT" - sorry

 

[Strayvector]

Not sure if he'd catch or pitch with this one:

 

[Mr_Wolf]

NSFW or anybody

Name: Hairy Mary

Would Matt hit it?: Probably, if given a weed-eater.

 

[verhoevc]

Here's my entry:

Name: Species bitch
Age: Dunno what system her kind go by...
Interests: Fucking killing you!

Reasons why he wouldn't hit it: See her interests...
Chris

 

[verhoevc]

Second entry:

Name: Does it matter?
Age: like 2?
Interests: Doesn't have the cognitive capacity for TRUE interests just yet.

Reasons he wouldn't hit it: Because we've gotta draw the line SOMEWHERE!
Chris

 

[Rebel Herfer]

Which Brings us to an ammended rule #5 - and refrain from humans under 18 please.

Name: Does it matter?
Age: like 2?
Interests: Doesn't have the cognitive capacity for TRUE interests just yet.

Reasons he wouldn't hit it: Because we've gotta draw the line SOMEWHERE!
Chris

 

[AVB]

Why not?


He wants his women with less back hair then he has.

 

[Rodrigo de Jerez]

Which Brings us to an ammended rule #5 - and refrain from humans under 18 please.

Name: Does it matter?
Age: like 2?
Interests: Doesn't have the cognitive capacity for TRUE interests just yet.

Reasons he wouldn't hit it: Because we've gotta draw the line SOMEWHERE!
Chris

Yeah, that is really messed up.

-Mark

 

[Madmidget]

My entry:

Name: Has to be Ginger
Why he wouldn't hit it: Because he "Can't afford" her.


Next...

Name: Candy
Why he wouldn't hit it: Dunno

More to come!

 

[Madmidget]

What about these?

Name: Vera

 

[billytpage]

Name: Hillary
Age: 60
Reason Matt would not : He does have some standards, I just can't picture him doing her while she is already trying fu%k all the rest of us :laugh:






Disclaimer *** not intended to be a political statement *****

Billy

 

[Madmidget]

Why he wouldn't hit it: He doesn't like a mullet better than his own and they both are more of a man than he is!

 

[bilder]

The Egyptian Queen Hatshepsut.

Ok, this is one of the exotic royal types that would probably appeal to Matt, but I don't think this would work for a couple reasons:

1: She tends to be a bit dry. No amount of lube would cure 3500 years of that.
2: I do not think that Matt would be able to perform with the head of the Egyptian Antiquities Dept watching.

I mean, could you do it with this guy giving you directions?

 

[JHolmes763]

Maybe rule #5 should include something about "alive", too?

 

[Madmidget]

Why he wouldn't: She is a cigarette smoker and has a thicker mustache than he does.

 

[verhoevc]

What?! I was advocating NOT doing it?!
Chris

 

[KayakinBoy]

Name: Hillary
Age: 60
Reason Matt would not : He does have some standards, I just can't picture him doing her while she is already trying fu%k all the rest of us :laugh:






Disclaimer *** not intended to be a political statement *****

Billy

I'd hit it!

 

[Allofus123]

Name: Hillary
Age: 60
Reason Matt would not : He does have some standards, I just can't picture him doing her while she is already trying fu%k all the rest of us :laugh:






Disclaimer *** not intended to be a political statement *****

Billy

As good as this entry is I hate to tell you the reason shes smiling so big is that Matt was doing her when that picture was taken. :laugh:

 

[JHolmes763]

This needs a NSWE warning... not safe while eating.