MaytagMan
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I was, but I kinda follow the rules of "Don't ask questions, if you don't want to hear the answers" and "say what you mean, and mean what you say"
So these things didn't go well:
Her: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Me: No, you look awesome!
Her: I know you're lying, you like the black dress better!
Next time:
Her: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Me: I like the black dress better.
Her: You're an asshole!
Or:
Me: What's wrong honey?
Her: Nothing.
Me: Okay.
Her: You don't even care!
Me: What do you mean?
Her: You can tell I'm upset!
Or:
Me: Do you mind if I go on Tom's golf trip June 7-9?
Her: Not at all ..... have fun.
Her: On June 6th: I can't believe you are doing this, I think you care about golf more than you care about me!
Me: You're kinda pushing it that way.
Her: Fuck you!
Do not follow my example...
Her: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Me: It's not the dress.
*SMACK*