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WAR!

SUBCONTEST ONE: 358, 426, 487

SUBCONTEST TWO: $2157, $3256, $3347


SUBCONTEST ONE: 358, 426, 487

SUBCONTEST TWO: $2157, $3256, $3347

Oops, I meant to say that these are my guesses for the sub-contests. I didn't want to edit the original post.
 
All you posers just go back home and suck your mommas teat.


If you are man enough to suck my momma's teat, you deserve to win. :laugh:
Not with all that fandruff and scabbing from the 33 years you have been at it! :p

I guess its better that than sucking on a Glory Hole. :p
I wouldn't recomend that for you either! But then again, I'm married with three children, you gave up the chance to have sex with Honduran hotties to play water volleyball with one of them! Momma's titties must still be the best! :laugh:
 
All you posers just go back home and suck your mommas teat.


If you are man enough to suck my momma's teat, you deserve to win. :laugh:
Not with all that fandruff and scabbing from the 33 years you have been at it! :p

I guess its better that than sucking on a Glory Hole. :p
I wouldn't recomend that for you either! But then again, I'm married with three children, you gave up the chance to have sex with Honduran hotties to play water volleyball with one of them! Momma's titties must still be the best! :laugh:


Yes but that one was aggresive and naughty at the same time. :0
 
Here are my #'s for the 2 contest:

$ 3,246 - $ 3,426 - $ 3,624

398 - 462 - 480

Now back to the WAR - All I can say is you better hunker down - protect the women and children - notify the Post Master General - This game has just been turned up a notch - I am going to blow the hell out of someone's mailbox - once they see the PACKAGE I have for them, they will notify Smokyballs ( Without a e) that we have a winner - I promise to have pictures of me and the Mrs. smoking all those beautiful PADRON's

Smoky - once again, thanks for letting me part of this great contest -
 
Here are my #'s for the 2 contest:

$ 3,246 - $ 3,426 - $ 3,624

398 - 462 - 480

Now back to the WAR - All I can say is you better hunker down - protect the women and children - notify the Post Master General - This game has just been turned up a notch - I am going to blow the hell out of someone's mailbox - once they see the PACKAGE I have for them, they will notify Smokyballs ( Without a e) that we have a winner - I promise to have pictures of me and the Mrs. smoking all those beautiful PADRON's

Smoky - once again, thanks for letting me part of this great contest -
Stop kissing my ass! This WAR is about you guys, not me! I just started it to see if I can get you to do the best you can. Some of you have really steped up to the challange! Don't thank me cause I think you suck until you show me otherwise! You better come with both barrels blazing. Suck it up boys! Don't make me sic Emo on you again!

All you posers just go back home and suck your mommas teat.


If you are man enough to suck my momma's teat, you deserve to win. :laugh:
Not with all that fandruff and scabbing from the 33 years you have been at it! :p

I guess its better that than sucking on a Glory Hole. :p
I wouldn't recomend that for you either! But then again, I'm married with three children, you gave up the chance to have sex with Honduran hotties to play water volleyball with one of them! Momma's titties must still be the best! :laugh:


Yes but that one was aggresive and naughty at the same time. :0
Aggresive and naughty? All the more reason to fuc! the shit out of her! :thumbs:
 
You fuggin' newbs don't have a chance to win this thing. With Nellis AFB just a few miles down the road from my backyard, no way any of you have enough ordinance to come close to the bomb I dropped. :whistling: As I stated before, you guys are playing to be the first loser. ;) Enjoy the second place prize boys, if you come to Vegas, I'll share the winnings with you.

Gregor
 
You fuggin' newbs don't have a chance to win this thing. With Nellis AFB just a few miles down the road from my backyard, no way any of you have enough ordinance to come close to the bomb I dropped. :whistling: As I stated before, you guys are playing to be the first loser. ;) Enjoy the second place prize boys, if you come to Vegas, I'll share the winnings with you.

Gregor
Nellis??? Why aren't you pulling your supplies from Groom Lake??? This is WAR Dammit! Don't tell me that you're leaving the area 51 boys sittin' on thier hands Gregor...
 
Nellis??? Why aren't you pulling your supplies from Groom Lake??? This is WAR Dammit! Don't tell me that you're leaving the area 51 boys sittin' on thier hands Gregor...

Who says I'm not? :whistling:

That shiz is top secret. ;)
 
All you posers just go back home and suck your mommas teat.


If you are man enough to suck my momma's teat, you deserve to win. :laugh:
Not with all that fandruff and scabbing from the 33 years you have been at it! :p

I guess its better that than sucking on a Glory Hole. :p
I wouldn't recomend that for you either! But then again, I'm married with three children, you gave up the chance to have sex with Honduran hotties to play water volleyball with one of them! Momma's titties must still be the best! :laugh:


Yes but that one was aggresive and naughty at the same time. :0


And you have a problem with that????:laugh:
 
All you posers just go back home and suck your mommas teat.


If you are man enough to suck my momma's teat, you deserve to win. :laugh:
Not with all that fandruff and scabbing from the 33 years you have been at it! :p

I guess its better that than sucking on a Glory Hole. :p
I wouldn't recomend that for you either! But then again, I'm married with three children, you gave up the chance to have sex with Honduran hotties to play water volleyball with one of them! Momma's titties must still be the best! :laugh:


Yes but that one was aggresive and naughty at the same time. :0


And you have a problem with that????:laugh:

What ole Smoky isnt telling you she was like 14 to 16 years old tops. :laugh:
 
Hey, dogs of war...

Where are you guys; fallen asleep after sending off your pathetic little bombs. :laugh:

From what I hear, most of the missiles fired lately have been looking like this:
crashandburn4.jpg
 
I wonder what's the longest thread in the history of CP? I bet we got it clowned by now.

I'll bet you don't
Someone sure blows an awful lotta hot air in here.........
That's impressive as hell! That's what I'm after! Lots of hot Air! Why don't you join us Bill? I would gladly add you to my judging panel! :D

I another note I would like to thank THEHATGUY for blowing me back into reality! He's not playing but he knows how to wire a bomb! That was a hell of a nice package! My return fire was immediate and devastating as well! Enjoy the smokes brother as I know I will enjoy that package!
 
I wonder what's the longest thread in the history of CP? I bet we got it clowned by now.

I'll bet you don't
Someone sure blows an awful lotta hot air in here.........
That's impressive as hell! That's what I'm after! Lots of hot Air! Why don't you join us Bill? I would gladly add you to my judging panel! :D

I another note I would like to thank THEHATGUY for blowing me back into reality! He's not playing but he knows how to wire a bomb! That was a hell of a nice package! My return fire was immediate and devastating as well! Enjoy the smokes brother as I know I will enjoy that package!

Unfortunatly, I will not get it until tomorrow. :( With the BOSS having a late dinner. I am stuck at work until late tonight. :angry2: Glad you enjoyed the bomb and lived to tell about it. :p Must have read the directions correctly. :whistling:

You guys are lucky I am not playing. ??? I didn't think it would be fair since I take my orders straight from the POTUS himself. :whistling: And I can get access to THE football ;) Carry on Bitaches :sign:

And Smokey thanks for the return fire in advance, I can't wait to see my mail boxes. Oh sh*t!!! I had better warn the wife. :D
 
Well a small garrison of troops landed south of the Mason Dixon line. The last time Kentucky was invaded was September, of 1861 by the Confederate army. That just managed to piss us off and we were no longer neutral. I am calling on all freinds from East and West Kentucky to unite against a target. Some troops were already awaiting deployment orders, they will be joined by ammunitions never before seen by those outside of Kentucky! Get ready for some Bluegrass ass kickin'......
 
I am meeting the hatguy to pick up the football - you sonsabitches better take cover - I wonder if Jack Bauer will have Cloie track my bomb via satellite and download it to his PDA?
 
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