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WAR!

Just finished dropping off the special WMD payload to the bombing group at Nellis AFB.

"more than 108 A-10A, F-15C/D, F-15E,F/A-22, MQ-1 and F-16C/D aircraft assigned to the 57th Wing. This group is the busiest in the combat air forces, generating more than 17,000 diverse sorties annually"

and one of these missions is being done for me ;)


Brad, I'll get the info PMd to you after work this afternoon.
 
Man...all you friggin' amateurs talk incessantly. Just STFU already. Do you business and walk away. There's a reason that certain parts of this country are no longer posting...that's because the war is over. Stealth is key. Tuck your collective tails in between your legs, go home...I've won. Smoky, you know where to send the package.



edited cuz me can't spel and me grammar sux.
 
Strayvector said:
Man...all you friggin' amateurs talk incessantly. Just STFU already. Do you business and walk away. There's a reason that certain parts of this country are no longer posting...that's because the war is over. Stealth is key. Tuck your collective tails in between your legs, go home...I've won. Smoky, you know where to send the package.
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Well, I'm just laying here in the florida sun on the sunbathing deck of my cruise ship, smoking a Padrom #35, watching all these topless chicks and thought I'd check in on you guys while we're close enough to Key West for me to get a signal. But here I see you're all still working through your gay sex fantasies and animal husbandry issues, so I guess I'll just get back to staring at these titties. Brad, you can go ahead send those Padron's my way. I've got a fellow checking my mail for me.
 
kevpriest said:
Well, I'm just laying here in the florida sun on the sunbathing deck of my cruise ship, smoking a Padrom #35, watching all these topless chicks and thought I'd check in on you guys while we're close enough to Key West for me to get a signal. But here I see you're all still working through your gay sex fantasies and animal husbandry issues, so I guess I'll just get back to staring at these titties. Brad, you can go ahead send those Padron's my way. I've got a fellow checking my mail for me.
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That sucks .... hope your enjoying yourself :laugh:

:cool:
 
Who said Tities? I love me some tities! As Promised...
0306 0320 0000 9714 1152 COOKIE_1978
0306 0320 0000 9714 1145 GELDOR1
0306 0320 0000 9714 1169 DDEPAOLO
0306 0320 0000 9714 1138 BMICKEY9
0306 0320 0000 9714 1176 BFREEBERN
PMS TO FOLLOW!
 
Strayvector said:
Man...all you friggin' amateurs talk incessantly. Just STFU already. Do you business and walk away. There's a reason that certain parts of this country are no longer posting...that's because the war is over. Stealth is key. Tuck your collective tails in between your legs, go home...I've won. Smoky, you know where to send the package.



edited cuz me can't spel and me grammar sux.
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Who the hell told you that WAR is over? I will tell you when WAR is over! War will be over when everyone has been hit and judged for their crimes against humanity! WAR will be over when I have hit every last one of you bastages with my own brand of hell! Victory shall be mine! I will end this WAR with my presentation of the spoils! No one has won! Smack must continue for this to be what I want it to be ! I don't care if you are a full veteran of this WAR! You must keep this alive! The only way to win is to make this WAR your own. Your bombs must be unique! Your smack must be demoralizing! This is about blood, guts and gore in my teeth! Kill, kill,kill! You guys are doing an awesome job! Lets keep this thread hot!!!
 
Smokyballs said:
Who the hell told you that WAR is over? I will tell you when WAR is over! War will be over when everyone has been hit and judged for their crimes against humanity! WAR will be over when I have hit every last one of you bastages with my own brand of hell! Victory shall be mine! I will end this WAR with my presentation of the spoils! No one has won! Smack must continue for this to be what I want it to be ! I don't care if you are a full veteran of this WAR! You must keep this alive! The only way to win is to make this WAR your own. Your bombs must be unique! Your smack must be demoralizing! This is about blood, guts and gore in my teeth! Kill, kill,kill! You guys are doing an awesome job! Lets keep this thread hot!!!
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I think you need to switch to decaf... :laugh: :laugh:
 
I don't drink coffee! I'm naturally this way...ok, I'm addicted to Hillbillys jerky and diet peach snapple... and RYJ cigarettes! But I'm out of all three! Jerkys on the way, snapple will be taken care of after the wife gets home, but there is not remedy to my cancer stick drought yet!
 
Oh, yeah...

I have received confirmation on a successful mission! The enemy is crumbling before the All American Division...

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Smokyballs said:
Who the hell told you that WAR is over? I will tell you when WAR is over! War will be over when everyone has been hit and judged for their crimes against humanity! WAR will be over when I have hit every last one of you bastages with my own brand of hell! Victory shall be mine! I will end this WAR with my presentation of the spoils! No one has won! Smack must continue for this to be what I want it to be ! I don't care if you are a full veteran of this WAR! You must keep this alive! The only way to win is to make this WAR your own. Your bombs must be unique! Your smack must be demoralizing! This is about blood, guts and gore in my teeth! Kill, kill,kill! You guys are doing an awesome job! Lets keep this thread hot!!!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:cool:
 
Smokyballs said:
Who the hell told you that WAR is over? I will tell you when WAR is over! War will be over when everyone has been hit and judged for their crimes against humanity! WAR will be over when I have hit every last one of you bastages with my own brand of hell! Victory shall be mine! I will end this WAR with my presentation of the spoils! No one has won! Smack must continue for this to be what I want it to be ! I don't care if you are a full veteran of this WAR! You must keep this alive! The only way to win is to make this WAR your own. Your bombs must be unique! Your smack must be demoralizing! This is about blood, guts and gore in my teeth! Kill, kill,kill! You guys are doing an awesome job! Lets keep this thread hot!!!
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OHHH He's so CUTE when he's on a RANT, and that Arlo Guthrie refrence is just ADORABLE
 
ATTENTION MR. JERRY!

Please hold any further shipments to Smokyballs until later in the month.

Regards,

The CigarPass Team


:p



Smokyballs said:
Who the hell told you that WAR is over? I will tell you when WAR is over! War will be over when everyone has been hit and judged for their crimes against humanity! WAR will be over when I have hit every last one of you bastages with my own brand of hell! Victory shall be mine! I will end this WAR with my presentation of the spoils! No one has won! Smack must continue for this to be what I want it to be ! I don't care if you are a full veteran of this WAR! You must keep this alive! The only way to win is to make this WAR your own. Your bombs must be unique! Your smack must be demoralizing! This is about blood, guts and gore in my teeth! Kill, kill,kill! You guys are doing an awesome job! Lets keep this thread hot!!!
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Well a few of friends from round 6 have caused some major destruction! Poker chips and liquor everywhere!
 
I see all you lilly-livered, yellow-bellied, week-kneed, needle dick havin', girlie men are still prancing and preening about like your wives and girlfriends just took your balls out of their purse and let you have them back. Pathetic! All you posers just go back home and suck your mommas teat.

The Padrons Are Mine!

BTW I'll take the 2 sub contests too.

Sub contest 1: 489, 492 cigars

Sub contest 2: $5713.00, $6137.00
 
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