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WAR!

See what you did now Brad, you got Rod on our ass. :laugh:

Okay, I've got to think of a good one, this may take a little time...
 
I would suggest altering this contest to something a bit less crude. If you must continue with this type of contest, do it via email and not on the public forum. Thanks.

Based on this anyone POSTING their joke after this post is disqualified. E-MAIL them to ME:

Subject-Sick Joke
Anejo.Dirick@gmail.com

Make sure you include your cigarpass name if its not obvious.

(edit for subj. & name)
 
Target has been determined - BOMB has been loaded - My God protect the women and children - I would not want to be responsible for the blowing up of soooooo many people - some BOTL is in for one hell of an explosion -

By the way, my wife can't wait to get her hands on those cute little 35's that will be included in my winning package - give it up guys - you have met your match - it's all over :whistling:
 
OH - OH..........

But I didn't mean to push 'THAT' button.

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I didn't really think of the consequences of what I was sending out.

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:sign:

My guess for the contests.

424, 434 & 474

3553, 3653 & 3753
 
Rod, Smokyballs, and all the BOTL that read what I had posted yesterday. I am very sorry it was poor judgement on my part, it will NOT happen again. Should have sent that one via email. Didn't mean to affend anyone. And thanks to my Ex-brother for editing it while I was out of touch.

Edit for spelling
 
Rod, Smokyballs, and all the BOTL that read what I had posted yesterday. I am very sorry it was poor judgement on my part, it will NOT happen again. Should have sent that one via email. Didn't mean to affend anyone. And thanks to my Ex-brother for editing it while I was out of touch.

Edit for spelling

:laugh:
Don't sweat it hatguy, it's all smokyball's fault. :D
 
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"What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Some men you just can't reach...
So, you get what we had here last week
Which is the way he wants it!
Well, he gets it!
N' I don't like it any more than you men."*

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Look at your young men fighting
Look at your women crying
Look at your young men dying
The way they've always done before

Look at the hate we're breeding
Look at the fear we're feeding
Look at the lives we're leading
The way we've always done before

My hands are tied
The billions shift from side to side
And the wars go on with brainwashed pride
For the love of God and our human rights
And all these things are swept aside
By bloody hands time can't deny
And are washed away by your genocide
And history hides the lies of our civil wars.......

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Rod, Smokyballs, and all the BOTL that read what I had posted yesterday. I am very sorry it was poor judgement on my part, it will NOT happen again. Should have sent that one via email. Didn't mean to affend anyone. And thanks to my Ex-brother for editing it while I was out of touch.

Edit for spelling

:laugh:
Don't sweat it hatguy, it's all smokyball's fault. :D
And you still don't want to play with us! :laugh:

Keep E-mailing Outlawd, you have til 8pm Central tonight. The winner will get a Prometheus Super 8 Opusx set! Thanks for playing!
 
You will have until I actually get home tonight, around 8:30 or 9.
When I get home I will post a cutoff and then I will post the winner before I go to bed for the night. So come on with those jokes.
 
Dirick,

I'm done. So you can open your email without cringing.

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Since I already know the Outlaw Gang, thats about as sick as it gets. :p
 
Ok ladies, I hope you guys have a nice Easter! You still have til 8pm to send your jokes to Outlawd! Without further delay....

ROUND EIGHT
TATUAJE COJONU 2003
ZINO PLATINUM CROWN CHUBBY ESPECIAL
DON PEPIN JJ SALOMON
ASHTON VSG SPELLBOUND
LA FLOR DOMINICANA LIMITADO II

PLAYERS
FETTERJOHN
ZACH
JUNKMAN_56
TONE-NY
MAGS44

DC#'S TO FOLLOW
 
Our sick joke "winner" is ..................




























































SWIFTY!!!!!!!with this entry here
your prize will be on its way as soon as all the puke is cleaned up
 
I'm officialy offended...........ok not really.




NIce.........I'm going to go puke now.
 
Ok ladies, I hope you guys have a nice Easter! You still have til 8pm to send your jokes to Outlawd! Without further delay....

ROUND EIGHT
TATUAJE COJONU 2003
ZINO PLATINUM CROWN CHUBBY ESPECIAL
DON PEPIN JJ SALOMON
ASHTON VSG SPELLBOUND
LA FLOR DOMINICANA LIMITADO II

PLAYERS
FETTERJOHN
50THVERT
JUNKMAN_56
TONE-NY
MAGS44

DC#'S TO FOLLOW

OK, round eighters you might as well just keep the packages Smoky sends out. Monday I will put an end to this war. Just like the end of WWII I will drop a bomb so fierce that it will make you all drop your arms in surrender. I will re-activate the Enola Gay and let the post office deliver "The End."


-D
 
Our sick joke "winner" is ..................


SWIFTY!!!!!!!with this entry here
your prize will be on its way as soon as all the puke is cleaned up


Thank You!




Thanks for the contest guys! It's nice to be appreciated for being sick and twisted. :p

Might as well send out those Padrons in this package and save some postage as I have already sent out the bombest bomb of this war. All you wannabe "big dogs" get back on the porch and lay down by your dishes.
 
OK, round eighters you might as well just keep the packages Smoky sends out. Monday I will put an end to this war. Just like the end of WWII I will drop a bomb so fierce that it will make you all drop your arms in surrender. I will re-activate the Enola Gay and let the post office deliver "The End."


-D

Blah, Blah, Blah...

"It ain't over, till it's over." :laugh: :laugh:
 
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