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WAR!

Smokyballs said:
Mr Peat said:
emodx said:
Fuckin newbs, all yall! Wouldn't know a proper bomb if it was shoved in yer arse. All these pud whackers throwin gernades thinkin that they are the shit. Buncha fuckin Sally's, the whole lot of ya.
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If that is your A game smack talk, son, you need to go back to school and learn some shit. :p :whistling: :thumbs: ???
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Careful, thats a general in my army!
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Errr, smoky, I am a sailor, so that would be admiral. LOL And Peaty, I've learned to tell tall tales, drink, smoke, cuss, chase tail, fight, and gamble from salty sailors w/ 15+ years at sea. You are getting the watered down Emo here on the boards. So before you get a lashing and thrown in the scullery to clean up after the snipes, perhaps you should take your flat feet and waddling ass back to your humidor and send out something nice. Comprende?



















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:p
 
Smokyballs said:
Since I like most everyone here than it's most likely the later! Except for that fuc!ing Gandolf, he can go blow a goat!
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What? Are you pissed because my bomb was so incredible it screwed up your contest? Well whoopty freakin' doooooooo!

See if I send you any cookies again. <hrrumph!>



btw: these padrons are some excellent smokes :)
 
Smokyballs said:
I guess no one wants to play? That's too bad. I don't have a single PM? I will force my evil will upon someone if I must...
ROUND 7
A FUENTE HEMINGWAY MASTERPIECE
PADILLA 8&11 LANCERO
LA FLOR DOMINICANA LIMITADO II
OPUSX RESERVE DE CHATEAU
ROCKY PATEL 'A'

COOKIE_1978
GELDOR1
BMICKEY9
DDEPAOLA
BRFREEBERN

TRACKING #'S TO FOLLOW

WAR IS COMING TO IT'S CONCLUSION! WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL GO HOME CRYING TO MAMA?
WHO WILL BE SMOKING MY CIGARS AND DRINKING MY SCOTCH?

Well, you all should be smoking my cigars by the end of this mother! I have had some really beautiful game play by a few members of round 6. Keep sending those PM's! Into the breach again, my dear friends!
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Here I am, minding my own business and you 'Richard Craniums' drag me into this mess. Well, I'm not going to stand for it.














I think I'll sit down while I think about the return fire. :sign:
 
Smokyballs said:
Oh yeah, Opusxkc and Mr Peat are lovers
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OH really bitch. If that is how it goes down, then Peat is the catcher. I'm Morris Day and your Jerome, remember that bitch! :laugh:

Damn, you make one trip to NYC and you end up a fandruff fucking rapist. :sign:
 
Smokyballs said:
Our little WAR protester turn WARDOG! HACK THE BONE, HACK THE BONE!!!
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We're taking this motha' to the streets....

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BURN CIGARS NOT CARS!!!!

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Now that's what I'm talking about! Lay it down thick! Make that Postal worker question their choice of vocation! Damn, you guys should see some of these packages! I would shit if I picked up my mail and got some of this crazy shit you guys are sending out! By the way, I guess you guys want me to enjoy that Glennfiddich alone :D ! Ok with me but I like to share :love: ! Post those guesses!
 
Mr Peat said:
SMSUCigarguy said:
OpusXKC said:
Smokyballs said:
Oh yeah, Opusxkc and Mr Peat are lovers
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OH really bitch. If that is how it goes down, then Peat is the catcher. I'm Morris Day and you're Jerome, remember that bitch! :laugh:

Damn, you make one trip to NYC and you end up a fandruff fucking rapist. :sign:
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EWWWWWWW! Attempt to block mental image has failed!
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I heard Smoky :love:'s a Bannana Cognac.
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Huh? No, now go get me a banana cognac! :cool:
 
Alright fockers!! You wanna call down the thunder?? Well you got it! The Black Watch has entered this mutha and the pipes are blaring. That sound you hear, the warm sensation on your legs, thats your bladder running for cover. The kilt brigade takes no prisoners! Squian Dubhs have been sharpened, dirks honed. We are now on full tilt marching orders to pipers rythmic drones.

Notice the fog in the distance? Hear the squeals from the chanters? How many will there be? How far away are they? Could be miles, could be feet...you never know...all you can hear is those damn pipes....and they get louder...and louder...until they are upon you and then.......too late.

Prepare yourself for a conversation with a claymore, a discussion with a dirk. WILL YOU TUCK TAIL AND RUN??? WILL YOU FIGHT??? RUN AND LIVE I SAY! FOR HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A SCOTSMAN CHALLENGED!!!!

...and then the ground begins to quake..and those damn pipes...closer and closer......the fog is lifting...it's judgement day.
 
kiltedcraftsman said:
FOR HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A SCOTSMAN CHALLENGED!!!!
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Huh... I thought it was "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"...

Must be something about wearing a skirt that makes 'em irratable.

Wonder if this works the same too???


Kilted, that skirt makes you look fat!
 
So, we are fighting men wearing skirts? ???
Maybe we should send him some pantyhose?

At least their whisky is ok, but I prefer good old American bourbon.
 
Hey I might me a pasta eating Dago, but I respect my Kilted Brothers. I mean seriously who could resist that easy butt rape access :laugh:. (God I love this thread)
 
OpusXKC said:
Hey I might me a pasta eating Dago, but I respect my Kilted Brothers. I mean seriously who could resist that easy <deleted because I object (AW)> :laugh:. (God I love this thread)
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Now I begin to understand why you wanted that Lars Teton "Happy Cuban" I sent you...
 
Couple of you round 6 guys need to pm me with your plays by the end of the day! Diesel Grinch and Gregor22! I need contents and DC#s!
 
LOL!! Oh look, KiltedCraftsman and Emo are trying to flex their muscles :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Perhaps a little lesson is in order for both of you :whistling:

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