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WAR!

Should you happen to see Vegas glowing on satellite imagery, it's because of the bomb the fighters from Nellis failed to take out today. Being this close to Yucca Mountain, it's the chance that we take living here. Looks like I'll have to call up some of the boys from the base to help retaliate, heaven help you. ;)
 
Alright you Martha Fockers! Target acquired! Locked and loaded, commencing deployment in T-minus 24 hours...
 
Good deal, I was begining to get worried! I will post Round 7 this evening. I need another subsitute. Anybody want to play? Cash and Fabuloso prizes await! Imported liquor and illegal cigars? Anyone, anyone? Alright If you have at least 50 post and would like to be a part of this sick little carnaval please PM me. There are a few of you that are already playing. If you get no responce from your pm believe that I either don't like you or you are already in the game. Since I like most everyone here than it's most likely the later! Except for that fuc!ing Gandolf, he can go blow a goat! Oh yeah, Opusxkc and Mr Peat are lovers and that whole crew from Boise can kiss my entire ass! :D :D :D :D

Alright you Martha Fockers! Target acquired! Locked and loaded, commencing deployment in T-minus 24 hours...
Who's Martha and what do you want me to do to her?
 
Except for that fuc!ing Gandolf, he can go blow a goat!

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Did someone say, "goat?"
 
Fat Man has been launched. Delivery estimated in 2 - 3 days, with unconditional surrender of all hostile parties expected to follow immediately.

All surrender notices will be accepted via PM, and no negotiations or conditions will be accepted. Surrender must be unconditional and without reserve.

All participants tendering their full and total submission will be granted reprieve from further bombardment.

All those who continue to struggle will be pacified by whatever means necessary, up to and including annihilation.

You are on notice.
 
I guess no one wants to play? That's too bad. I don't have a single PM? I will force my evil will upon someone if I must...
ROUND 7
A FUENTE HEMINGWAY MASTERPIECE
PADILLA 8&11 LANCERO
LA FLOR DOMINICANA LIMITADO II
OPUSX RESERVE DE CHATEAU
ROCKY PATEL 'A'

COOKIE_1978
GELDOR1
BMICKEY9
DDEPAOLA
BFREEBERN

TRACKING #'S TO FOLLOW

WAR IS COMING TO IT'S CONCLUSION! WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL GO HOME CRYING TO MAMA?
WHO WILL BE SMOKING MY CIGARS AND DRINKING MY SCOTCH?

Well, you all should be smoking my cigars by the end of this mother! I have had some really beautiful game play by a few members of round 6. Keep sending those PM's! Into the breach again, my dear friends!
 
Bring it on biatches. Does someone have something in store for them!!!! No bragging needed here.....

-D
 
Fuckin newbs, all yall! Wouldn't know a proper bomb if it was shoved in yer arse. All these pud whackers throwin gernades thinkin that they are the shit. Buncha fuckin Sally's, the whole lot of ya.
 
Fuckin newbs, all yall! Wouldn't know a proper bomb if it was shoved in yer arse. All these pud whackers throwin gernades thinkin that they are the shit. Buncha fuckin Sally's, the whole lot of ya.
Get'em Emo! Pansies, the whole lot of them! The good thing is that you get to judge these wussies! Drive them into the ground!
 
Fuckin newbs, all yall! Wouldn't know a proper bomb if it was shoved in yer arse. All these pud whackers throwin gernades thinkin that they are the shit. Buncha fuckin Sally's, the whole lot of ya.

If that is your A game smack talk, son, you need to go back to school and learn some shit. :p :whistling: :thumbs: ???
 
Fuckin newbs, all yall! Wouldn't know a proper bomb if it was shoved in yer arse. All these pud whackers throwin gernades thinkin that they are the shit. Buncha fuckin Sally's, the whole lot of ya.

If that is your A game smack talk, son, you need to go back to school and learn some shit. :p :whistling: :thumbs: ???
Careful, thats a general in my army!
 
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