WAR!

[Hillbilly Steaks]

I will be very interested to hear(at some point of course) of some of the interesting things that have been sent throughout this great war.

Not neccessarily WHO sent what, but some of the more creative or extravigant items.

oh, and almost forgot!

 

[seadub]

I was looking online at a US map and there's a BIG Fuggin hole where Missouri used to be. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Am I just seeing things? :whistling:

 

[golfgar]

Remeber this? Makes me laugh. And reminds me of this thread. :laugh:

 

[Smokyballs]

Alrighty, I was going to post a little of the more interesting things but I don't really think it's fair to the guys that have played already! If you know what you are up against then what will you do to top it! Never mind, I ain't posting shit! This is a game and you need to be playing as good as you can. At the end I will make everything avalible to anyone that asks via PM! Intelligence is on a need to know basis. Guess what, you guys don't need to know yet! Concentrate on what you are doing. Is that package that you are about to send out the best you can possibly do? Are you posting enough smack in this thread? Did you take that extra step that you only save for special occasions like your moms birthday or the girlfriend that really likes to give you head? Did you search the bowels of how wrong you can be? These guys are all your brothers, you know like the one that used to grab you and fart on your head! You have to take that extra step to make this focker yours. I'm not giving away $475 worth of Padrons for nothing! You guys are entertaining me with your sick little packages! This is my treat.

 

[junkman_56]

"Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight. When you, here, everyone of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time."

General Patton

 

[OpusXKC]

like the one that used to grab you and fart on your head!.

So are you saying if I blow some mangina air off on a dude I get extra cool points or something? Quite frankly that is just sick! I think that you just want to watch you crazy bastage :laugh: .

 

[Smokyballs]

like the one that used to grab you and fart on your head!.

So are you saying if I blow some mangina air off on a dude I get extra cool points or something? Quite frankly that is just sick! I think that you just want to watch you crazy bastage :laugh: .

Yea! Just like you like to play with Lorens extra sack he hides in that nest under the matted fandruff! Now you go make me a banana cognac! :laugh:

 

[kevpriest]

All this gay chat is interesting, and I'm glad you guys have found an outlet for your fantasies and all, but let's try to get this conversation back to cigars...

One of you is going to be second place, which gets a really nice prize, from what I read. Get to work building your bombs and try and get that second place slot before your buddy does!

First place, of course, has already been decided. If any of you guys are in the Atlanta area, check in with me and maybe I'll toss a Padron your way.

 

[Smokyballs]

You go girl!

 

[AVB]

I thought you could use some help.

 

[Smokyballs]

Hell, yeah! That's what I'm talking about. Round 5 is offically over! Thank you Atuck! Well, A couple of the round 6 gang should be getting hit tommorow!

 

[DePasta]

OK this is getting out of hand. Look at the naked protest you have spawned (smoky this is your kind of protest)

NSFW
http://www.rainforestinfo.org.au/Peace/NUDE_NO_WAR023_1.JPG

 

[SMSUCigarguy]

like the one that used to grab you and fart on your head!.

So are you saying if I blow some mangina air off on a dude I get extra cool points or something? Quite frankly that is just sick! I think that you just want to watch you crazy bastage :laugh: .

Yea! Just like you like to play with Lorens extra sack he hides in that nest under the matted fandruff! Now you go make me a banana cognac! :laugh:

Fandruff!!! Brilliant!

 

[gregor22]

First place, of course, has already been decided.

Of course it is, I'm playing :whistling: . Have fun playing for 2nd place, after all, it is the first loser.

 

[Mr Peat]

I'm entertaining you guys with my small little package! This is my treat. So bend over and let Red Rover take over.

Damn Smoky...I didnt think you would go there. :0

 

[Smokyballs]

I'm entertaining you guys with my small little package! This is my treat. So bend over and let Red Rover take over.

Damn Smoky...I didnt think you would go there. :0

I know where you store your cigars! I might have to arrange a locker check! Oh, no, tobacco beetles! Well, we have to get this out of my humidor. :whistling:

 

[Gonz]

You know, I have been glancing at this thread for a while now, and I'm not even sure I'm involved or how this crazyness works, but if and when anyone gets the cajones to involve me in this silly little squabble you will be destroyed.

 

[seadub]

You know, I have been glancing at this thread for a while now, and I'm not even sure I'm involved or how this crazyness works, but if and when anyone gets the cajones to involve me in this silly little squabble you will be destroyed.

Hey Smoky... Don't the folks in Fricken Cold + Windy, MN blow a lot of hot air? I've known some guys...cough...who liked to pick fights, but never anyone crazy enough to just beg for an all-out ass whoopin'.

Smoky... please give this guy a taste of what second place is all about. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :angry2:

 

[Swissy]

here's a report...


what a bunch of pantywaists! I see lots of chest thumping and big talk - but when the dust settles, it'll be like the big, mean dog... all bark and no bite, cowering in the corner!


:laugh:

I am seeing lots of barking from the "great white north", but not much biting... :laugh:

Ya know why? Smokyballs already sent me the Padron winnings- He was so impressed with my bomb, and no one has come CLOSE to it, so he's just watching you guys make fools of yourself.

Hell, I'm smoking one now!
:laugh:

 

[junkman_56]

Ya know why? Smokyballs already sent me the Padron winnings- He was so impressed with my bomb, and no one has come CLOSE to it, so he's just watching you guys make fools of yourself.

Hell, I'm smoking one now!
:laugh:

Blah, blah, blah…
I think this quote applies quite well to the above statement:
“I would never lie. I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.”
Agent Fox Mulder