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WAR!

outlawsp said:
Reading all of this reminds me of this lovely jingle................

"Now in darkness world stops turning,
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more War Pigs have the power,
And as God has struck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees the war pigs crawling,
Begging mercies for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
Oh Lord Yeah!"
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Gotta love the Black Sabbath reference! :thumbs:
 
Smokyballs said:
SMOKYBALLS SUPER BOMB
TARGET WURM

CAO ODYSSEY
LA AURORA ANOS 100 BELICOSO
lA GLORIA CUBANA FELICIAS MADURO
A.FUENTE DON CARLOS BELICOSO
A.FUENTE BEST SELLER
A.FUENTE KING B
OPUSX PERFECXION X
OPUSX RESERVE DE' CHATEAU
PADRON '26 #1 MADURO
AVO LEGACY
GRIFFIN XXI
PLACENSIA TKO
EL REY DEL MUNDO ROBUSTO LARGA
TATUAJE COJONU 2003
WEAPONS DEPLOYED! DESTRUCTION IMINENT!!!
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You're disqualified, Smoky. Read the damn rules will ya! No Padrons in the superbomb. Friggin' noob.
 
Shit! I knew someone would catch that! Well, I can still post my guesses for the subcontests :p You should be more concered with getting you package together, Strayvector!
 
Screwed the pooch on a couple of the rules. No posts for you for the weekend!

Smokyballs said:
The rules in Bullet format for the retarded War master that aren't willing to read the entire thread!
-You must not contact you victim or you and your victim will be disqulified!
-You must not post that you have been hit or you and the person that Bombed you will be disqulified!
-No Padrons in the super bomb(that's what you are playing for)!

-Any questions regarding this contest should be directed to me via PM!
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Well, Ok , but I think the guys in round 6 might be disapointed! NO, I can't do that. But for my punishment I need your agents to come give me a spanking!
 
Brad,
For wurms safety I have been apointed his official bomb disposal unit please send his package to my adress so it can be handled apropriately.
 
"You all are a bunch of slack jawed faggots. This shit will turn you into a god damn sexual tyrannosaurs. Just like me!" :laugh:
 
WOW the president of this war cannot follow the rules just as in the real thing :laugh: :laugh: Hopefully with the end of this one nobody gets hurt only the cheap mailboxes. :p :p Still calculating for the subcontest, but the hours the sun shines today and the number of dog rockets in my back yard squared should be my answer. Guess I will have to go make a Pu Pu platter. :sign: :sign:
 
Had to post this cuz I can

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Carry on.............
 
lol GRIFFIN XXI :thumbs: I just packaged one of those up, along with a few other sticks, to send to some firedude with a bad back up in Alaska :p
 
Sub contest #1--- 423, 546, 734 cigars

Sub contest #2----$4756.34, 5234.56, 4908.69
 
Well everybody from Round 5 has fired except for ATUCK. So without further delay...
ROUND 6
ZINO PLATINUM STRECH
LA GLORIA CUBANA REGALIAS PERFECTO MADURO
TATUAJE COJONU 2003
A.FUENTE BEST SELLER
LA FLOR DOMINICANA LANCERO

KEVPRIEST
PYRE
DIESEL GRINCH
KILTED CRAFTSMEN
STEVEHAWK
SPECIAL GUEST GREGOR22

SMOKYBALLS SUPER BOMB TO GREGOR22
PUNCH PUNCH ISOM
SAINT LUIS REY A ISOM
BOLIVAR BELICOSO FINO ISOM
PARTAGAS SERIE P #2 ISOM
LA GLORIA CUBANA TAINO ISOM
PARTAGAS SERIE D #4 ISOM
OPUSX LANCERO
LA FLOR DOMINICANA LIMITADO II
LA AURORA ANOS 100 BELICOSO
OPUSX #5
AVO LEGACY
GRIFFIN XXI
LA GLORIA CUBANA FELICAS MADURO
PLACENSIA TKO
A FUENTE DON CARLOS BELICOSO

DC#'S TO FOLLOW!!!
 
I feel so bad that I didn't have anything special in the humidor to send :( . Sorry about that guys ......

:cool:
 
Finally called in the Airborne! Hoo-rah! Death From Above...

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time to put up the blast shields!!!!

now where did I put those Dilithium crystals I was holding on to?
 
theorangeman said:
Matty, perhaps here?


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My wife just saw the pic above as she was walking by my office and told me to put up a disclaimer, so here it goes:

DISCLAIMER: The photo above is NOT MY ASS!
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So, what you're saying is... that's your wife's ass? :sign:
 
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