WAR!

[gandolf565]

She's not one to brag.

 

[Smokyballs]

I don't have to talk smack. My package does the talking.

(ask my wife )

she never mentioned a thing dude :whistling:

I was going to do that but nice catch Hillbilly! Well, I've had an interesting day. Shibumi is out for good reasons, by the way brother you can still post a guess for one of the subcontests! Ekans is also out, similar situation. I'm taking care of Wurm on the super bomb(I let Ekans keep both packages) and I'm trying to get a replacement player for Shibumi(I also let him keep both packages)! If I get a replacement player for him I will move him in to round 6! Also the player replacement will get a super bomb from me as well! Other than that things are moving well! WAR is hell especially for the bastard conducting it!

 

[theorangeman]

I don't have to talk smack. My package does the talking.

(ask my wife )

she never mentioned a thing dude :whistling:

Now THAT'S what will keep my friend at bay!! Good work Beef Jerky! :laugh:

 

[seadub]

I don't have to talk smack. My package does the talking.

(ask my wife )

she never mentioned a thing dude :whistling:

ROTFLMAO... make it stop... my ribs hurt... cough cough :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[junkman_56]

I was going to do that but nice catch Hillbilly! Well, I've had an interesting day. Shibumi is out for good reasons, by the way brother you can still post a guess for one of the subcontests! Ekans is also out, similar situation. I'm taking care of Wurm on the super bomb(I let Ekans keep both packages) and I'm trying to get a replacement player for Shibumi(I also let him keep both packages)! If I get a replacement player for him I will move him in to round 6! Also the player replacement will get a super bomb from me as well! Other than that things are moving well! WAR is hell especially for the bastard conducting it!

Put me in Sir, I'm almost ready...

 

[NullSmurf]

Weapons loadout completed, make all preparations for getting underway!

On station in designated launch area!

Man Battle Stations Package! Prepare to break the target seals!

Break Seals!

Target is in New York, SIR!

Captain says we aren't settling for a measly mailbox! We're taking out the whole fooking CITY! Lock coordinates in the fire control computer!

Are you sure we want to do that much damage, sir?!

WAR is HELL, son.

Target locked, SIR!

 

[Smokyballs]

Shit Bruce, you blew him out of the game! Guess what gang, I have my replacement player! We will put him in at the top of Round 6!

 

[AVB]

The nice thing about not really knowing what is going on, and being too lazy to read the whole thread to find out, is that all my guesses will be just that. Guesses.

I guess 454, 532, 2376 cigars for subcontest one
I guess $4276, $13,728 ,$11.53 for subcontest two

I can taste that Glenfiddich already...........Oh...wait, I had some last night.

 

[kevpriest]

All this smack talking is cute. When you guys get ready to start the real game, let me know and I'll jump in.

 

[Wurm]

I don't have to talk smack. My package does the talking.

(ask my wife )

she never mentioned a thing dude :whistling:

I was going to do that but nice catch Hillbilly! Well, I've had an interesting day. Shibumi is out for good reasons, by the way brother you can still post a guess for one of the subcontests! Ekans is also out, similar situation. I'm taking care of Wurm on the super bomb(I let Ekans keep both packages) and I'm trying to get a replacement player for Shibumi(I also let him keep both packages)! If I get a replacement player for him I will move him in to round 6! Also the player replacement will get a super bomb from me as well! Other than that things are moving well! WAR is hell especially for the bastard conducting it!

Thanks once again Brad for this little round of evil, like I said, Ekans is a brother from another mother and I was glad to blow the piss out of his mailbox, regardless of the returns, now I'm drooling all over myself knowing something awesome my way comes by way of KC. :thumbs:

 

[Smokyballs]

I don't have to talk smack. My package does the talking.

(ask my wife )

she never mentioned a thing dude :whistling:

I was going to do that but nice catch Hillbilly! Well, I've had an interesting day. Shibumi is out for good reasons, by the way brother you can still post a guess for one of the subcontests! Ekans is also out, similar situation. I'm taking care of Wurm on the super bomb(I let Ekans keep both packages) and I'm trying to get a replacement player for Shibumi(I also let him keep both packages)! If I get a replacement player for him I will move him in to round 6! Also the player replacement will get a super bomb from me as well! Other than that things are moving well! WAR is hell especially for the bastard conducting it!

Thanks once again Brad for this little round of evil, like I said, Ekans is a brother from another mother and I was glad to blow the piss out of his mailbox, regardless of the returns, now I'm drooling all over myself knowing something awesome my way comes by way of KC. :thumbs:

I got something you can drool on Wurm! :love: I'm going to post what I send WURM and Round 6 mystery players super bomb from me so I can keep the cigar count and $ in full view of everybody. As you were bitches!

 

[stevehawk]

Fockers... ya all took the good numbers. Except for the winning one, which is one of these 3 for subcontest 2:

#1 - $1313.82
#2 - $2313.82
#3 - $3313.82

No sense in posting any more guesses. You're just wasting your time cuz tt's mine, all mine!

 

[seadub]

Not near nasty enough! Are you boys afraid? You can post all the smack you want! Well if I can't get what I want then I will make it a little more interesting! I will be starting two sub-contests. The prize for both will be a gift pack of '26 series maduros!
Sub-Contest One
Total number of cigars in counterstrikes. Surprisingly I've had several brothers not go to the max #. This contest is open to players of WAR only. You can still compete even if you have been disqualified or deceided not to play. Post your guess if you have sent out a counterstrike(if your name has been posted in this thread)! One guess per player and no edits!

Sub-Contest Two
Total dollar amount that I will spend on WAR! This will include shipping! I will give you a clue on the cigars. I have spent full retail on everything except things that were given to me by OutlawD and OutlawSP! This contest is open to everyone on the board except D and SP! One guess per person and no edits!

These contests will end when WAR comes to an end! I would like to thank Opusxkc for the idea!

Smoky has the sickest, dirtiest, most vile contest in the world going on and only a few are lucky enough to be crying when we get hit, and wailing even worse when we've got to do the hitting. And now a subcontest? Damn, Smoky is a crazy mofo! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :angry2:

Sub-Contest One: Total number of cigars in counterstrikes: 463

Sub-Contest Two: Total dollar amount that Smoky spends: $3675


Keep making everyone bring their 'A' game, Smoky!
"naught without labor"

Sub-Contest One: Total number of cigars in counterstrikes: 453, 463, 472

Sub-Contest Two: Total dollar amount that Smoky spends: $3675, $4185, $5246

 

[Smokyballs]

SMOKYBALLS SUPER BOMB
TARGET WURM

CAO ODYSSEY
LA AURORA ANOS 100 BELICOSO
lA GLORIA CUBANA FELICIAS MADURO
A.FUENTE DON CARLOS BELICOSO
A.FUENTE BEST SELLER
A.FUENTE KING B
OPUSX PERFECXION X
OPUSX RESERVE DE' CHATEAU
PADRON '26 #1 MADURO
AVO LEGACY
GRIFFIN XXI
PLACENSIA TKO
EL REY DEL MUNDO ROBUSTO LARGA
TATUAJE COJONU 2003
WEAPONS DEPLOYED! DESTRUCTION IMINENT!!!

 

[AVB]

OK Smoky calm downn you don't have to shout we can read.



At least some of us can

 

[Smokyballs]

OK Smoky calm downn you don't have to shout we can read.



At least some of us can

But not all of us can spell(me either!)
Well I have tracked all packages from round 5 and they have all arrived! Get busy boys! One of you guys is really on the ball and already pm'ed me with his plays. Very impressive! Come on ATuck stop posting the dogs humping videos and get to fuc!ing up someones mail box!

 

[indyrob]

Man...I can't imagine the carnage that's being spread across the world from Somky's War.

 

[theorangeman]

I don't know about Somky's war, but Smokeeeeeeeeeeey's war has been outstanding!

Just F-in with ya...

Hey Brad, I found a little guy who charges less than the Post Office who might be able to help you out. He sort of resembles you in a way, but I just can't put my finger on it (not that I would want to). :laugh:

 

[outlawsp]

Reading all of this reminds me of this lovely jingle................

"Now in darkness world stops turning,
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more War Pigs have the power,
And as God has struck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees the war pigs crawling,
Begging mercies for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
Oh Lord Yeah!"

 

[theorangeman]

I still prefer my buddy above with balls the size of your head.

However, if jingles do it for ya', sing away.