WAR!

[Smokyballs]

That's not the kind of nudity I want!

 

[Smokyballs]

OK who invited these guys to my protest!!!!

Well I am glad these girls showed up!

Last but not least, am posting these all over Missouri!!

You will learn soon enough how truly evil I am. I'm friends with all local law enforcement and military. How do you think they get cigars! I have the allegence of the mafia! I feed them and let them meet famous people! I have lots of friends at the Post Office so those posters wouldn't even make it up on the wall.My crimes will not go unpunished but not until I am the master of WAR!

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

WOOHOO!!!! oh boy, is somebody going to be in trouble :evil laugh:

 

[Drew_Moberly]

Not a wise move.....we may have to relocate for a few days...... :whistling:

 

[DePasta]

Really I am a war loving guy but this is fun.

 

[Drew_Moberly]

It's still fun becasue no one has lost a nut...but the fun will soon be ending in Kentucky......sorry.

 

[gandolf565]

After long discussion with my team of political and military advisors (you know, Mr. Me, Mr. Myself, & Mr. I), I have launched the mother of all cluster bombs. Shock and awe does not describe the total devestation that the recipient is about to experience.

As for the rest of you suckers that think you are in this game, surrender now, you have been beat.

 

[Hillbilly Steaks]

After long discussion with my team of political and military advisors (you know, Mr. Me, Mr. Myself, & Mr. I), I have launched the mother of all cluster bombs. Shock and awe does not describe the total devestation that the recipient is about to experience.

As for the rest of you suckers that think you are in this game, surrender now, you have been beat.

all I hear is Blah blah blah blah blah

 

[BoomerMan10]

After long discussion with my team of political and military advisors (you know, Mr. Me, Mr. Myself, & Mr. I), I have launched the mother of all cluster bombs. Shock and awe does not describe the total devestation that the recipient is about to experience.

As for the rest of you suckers that think you are in this game, surrender now, you have been beat.

:sign:

 

[ffopusxff]

Setting up a plan of attack, just waiting for the authorization package from Smokyballs.

 

[theorangeman]

As for the rest of you suckers that think you are in this game, surrender now, you have been beat.

Oh no, the fear!!!

 

[Matty_Vegas]

the quiet before the storm?

 

[seadub]

After long discussion with my team of political and military advisors (you know, Mr. Me, Mr. Myself, & Mr. I), I have launched the mother of all cluster bombs. Shock and awe does not describe the total devestation that the recipient is about to experience.

As for the rest of you suckers that think you are in this game, surrender now, you have been beat.

Surrender... well, uh... I can't speak for the rest of the guys on CP, but I don't speak 'pussy.'

 

[Smokyballs]

It's still fun becasue no one has lost a nut...but the fun will soon be ending in Kentucky......sorry.

I drained a nut, does that count? We may have a real situation that will involve a subsitute. It also may need I judgement call! A Player that has already gotten a super bomb can't play! I'm willing to supply the sub with a super bomb of my own but I want to make sure this doesn't happen again. OK here's the deal if you have posted in this thread that you like the idea of this game, you are more than likely playing! If you DO NOT want to play please PM me! By the way I don't know what happened but the subcontests are still running but the guessing has stopped? I guess you guys want the few guys that guessed to get the prize? How about I make this a little more interesting. If someone gets the count and dollar amount right in both subcontests they will also win a bottle of Glenfiddich from AVBs April Scotch buy. To keep this fair I will allow you to guess more than once but no more then three times. I would like you all to post your guesses in one post only. If you have already guessed put that guess and your two additional guesses in a new post. I will post a sample of what I mean...

 

[Tenpin]

Good Evening and Welcome to...
ROUND FOUR
0304 3490 0001 8706 9985 AVB
0304 3490 0001 8706 9978 GOLFGAR
0304 3490 0001 8706 9961 GANDOLF565
0304 3490 0001 8706 9954 HILLBILLY STEAKS
0304 3490 0001 8706 9947 TENPIN
(UNTRACKABLE) EKANS

BOMB CONTENTS
ASHTON VSG CORONA GORDA
LFD LG CHISEL PURO
DCM DOUBLE CORONA #1
TATUAJE COJONU
ZINO PLATINUM CROWN BARREL

The round is set! They will be loose tomorrow morning! Who will suffer the wrath of my worth soliders? Kaddie bar the door, lock up the women and children and somebody do something about that damn dog!WAR is coming to you and there is nothing you can do to stop it!!! You boys are to becoming weak, where is the smack, where is the gut wrenching bashing I saw in the first rounds! Keep it hot boys that's the only way we are going to win! Yes, I'm evil but I know in your hearts you are as evil as I am!

Bob received and rearmed.
Target acquired.
Will commence firing on 3/24.
Expect battle damage report on 3/27.

Jim

PRELIMINARY BATTLE DAMAGE REPORT

Ordnance: Superbomb Round IV (Contents Classified)
Coordinates: Top Secret 43°34'N 116°13'W
Launch Date: 24Mar2006-1900Z
Time To Target: 72 hours
Status: Confirmed Hit
Damage Assessment: No report, assume total annihilation

End of report

 

[theorangeman]

If someone gets one or both contests right on the dollar I will send you a bottle of Glenfiddich from AVBs April Scotch buy!

Why don't you have guys guess how many pubes you have on your balls instead - guessing one or both contests right on the dollar?? Sounds as likely as winning the lottery to me. :laugh:

Hey Brad, how about opening the contest back up to those of us early guessers, since everyone now knows that the guesses so far have been too low.

Just a suggestion from a man wanting to win some cigars. :whistling:

 

[rob300c]

It's still fun becasue no one has lost a nut...but the fun will soon be ending in Kentucky......sorry.

I drained a nut, does that count? We may have a real situation that will involve a subsitute. It also may need I judgement call! A Player that has already gotten a super bomb can't play! I'm willing to supply the sub with a super bomb of my own but I want to make sure this doesn't happen again. OK here's the deal if you have posted in this thread that you like the idea of this game, you are more than likely playing! If you DO NOT want to play please PM me! By the way I don't know what happened but the subcontests are still running but the guessing has stopped? I guess you guys want the few guys that guessed to get the prize. How about I make this a little more interesting. If someone gets one or both contests right on the dollar I will send you a bottle of Glenfiddich from AVBs April Scotch buy!

Damn Smokeyballs!
Can you step this War up any more?!
You are a great BOTL! A great big, sick and twisted one anyways!
-Rob

 

[Smokyballs]

SAMPLE OF SUBCONTEST POST...
I guess 455, 470, 2000 cigars for subcontest one
I guess $4000, $10,000 ,$12.25 for subcontest two
I've already made the guess of 455 cigars and $4000 in a previous post! Boy, Smoky, you are the shit. I wish I had a pair of 'Balls like you. All of you weaklings get ready because my bomb will bury your family! Your mail man will have to have backyotomy after he's through delivering my package!
THIS IS A SAMPLE OF THE CORRECT WAY TO POST YOUR GUESS!!!

It's still fun becasue no one has lost a nut...but the fun will soon be ending in Kentucky......sorry.

I drained a nut, does that count? We may have a real situation that will involve a subsitute. It also may need I judgement call! A Player that has already gotten a super bomb can't play! I'm willing to supply the sub with a super bomb of my own but I want to make sure this doesn't happen again. OK here's the deal if you have posted in this thread that you like the idea of this game, you are more than likely playing! If you DO NOT want to play please PM me! By the way I don't know what happened but the subcontests are still running but the guessing has stopped? I guess you guys want the few guys that guessed to get the prize. How about I make this a little more interesting. If someone gets one or both contests right on the dollar I will send you a bottle of Glenfiddich from AVBs April Scotch buy!

Damn Smokeyballs!
Can you step this War up any more?!
You are a great BOTL! A great big, sick and twisted one anyways!
-Rob

Yeah, I can disqualify people that insist on using that f'ing "E"!!! Just kidding, your not playing :laugh:

 

[junkman_56]

My guesses still stand, see post 330.
I'm currently not eligible for sub-contest 1, but I don't want to modify the post and disqualify myself from sub-contest 2.

 

[Smokyballs]

My guesses still stand, see post 330.
I'm currently not eligible for sub-contest 1, but I don't want to modify the post and disqualify myself from sub-contest 2.

You get a total of three guesses for each contest that you are currently qualified for!