Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[dawgie34203]

If you know me, you know I like being creative and often spontaneous. So last night I hung a world map in the kitchen and I handed my wife a dart. I said, "Give it a toss and where ever it lands that's where we'll spend our summer vacation." Turns out we'll be spending three weeks behind the refrigerator.

 

[Gator]

What’s the difference between a gay dude and a freezer?

A freezer doesn’t fart when you remove your meat.