Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[dawgie34203]

Happy Halloween!!!

 

[dawgie34203]

 

[cohibasurfer]

 

[dawgie34203]

 

[MX]

 

[MX]

IYKYK

 

[MaytagMan]

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[dawgie34203]

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colors?




He had to start taking pills for a reptile dysfunction!

 

[bfreebern]

I walked into my favorite bar last night and sat down at the bar, for a beer. After a few beers, a guy sat down a few seats down from me and ordered a drink. He kept talking to himself, under his breath and I got a little curious. I asked him if he was good and he said, "Yes, thanks". As I had another beer, he got to a point where I could hear what he was mumbling to himself.

"I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee"

I swear I heard him correctly, but brushed it off as hearing things. As I was getting ready to pay, I heard him again.

"I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee"

I had to say something. So I leaned over and said:

"Relax man, you're just two tents"

 

[jfields]

A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted inside his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.

 

[jfields]

Went and checked out the Amish Christmas lights tonight.

 

[rbbrock]

A few weeks ago I spotted an albino dalmatian.

It was the least I could do.

 

[MX]

 

[kann]

IYKYK

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IYKYK

 

[dawgie34203]

I don’t know why anyone would make a bean shaped pond!

 

[MX]

 

[MX]

 

[CigarStone]

I don’t know why anyone would make a bean shaped pond!

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Because there is a penis shaped pond looking for the magic bean shaped pond.

 

[CBoukal]

Because there is a penis shaped pond looking for the magic bean shaped pond.

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so glad this joke wasn't wasted on you Jeff