Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[dawgie34203]

I might just start calling you ReRun…

 

[dawgie34203]

 

[CBoukal]

I might just start calling you ReRun…

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oh crap...I must have really thought it was funny

 

[dawgie34203]

Hey @Aalvord2 here’s some fun to have with your twins!
I have watched this literally 10 times in a row and can’t quit laughing!

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[Aalvord2]

Hey @Aalvord2 here’s some fun to have with your twins!
I have watched this literally 10 times in a row and can’t quit laughing!

10K reactions · 5.7K shares | | Matthew Thomas Jr.

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@dawgie34203 that’s hilarious Jacob’s learned the word “poop”, so he insists on calling everything poop now

 

[kann]

I might just start calling you ReRun…

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Or, "ReRan", in this case...

 

[jfields]

The man in this photo was taken in 1946. This guy is Ken Shimizu. He is 35 years old. He has 2 children. Shimizu never runs. Sleeps late. Eat whatever he wants. Even drink beer instead of water. Eat dinner with many kinds of food every night...

What does Shimizu do to get such a body?

Shimizu doesn't have any secrets.

Shimizu is the person sitting in the bottom left corner of the photo... As for the man standing in the front, I'm not sure.

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[CigarStone]

Monday afternoon I was driving my car, listening to Sirius NFL radio, when my car suddenly beeped and turned on the GPS system.

I immediately said "what the fuck?" My GPS politely said "searching for what the fuck"

 

[TexasTraveler]

Monday afternoon I was driving my car, listening to Sirius NFL radio, when my car suddenly beeped and turned on the GPS system.

I immediately said "what the fuck?" My GPS politely said "searching for what the fuck"

Did she find it?

 

[dawgie34203]

 

[dawgie34203]

One of my closest friends goes to the beach. A LOT! He sent me this pic and was all excited, “I got a new pair of flip-flops!”. This is the kind of friends I have…

 

[kann]

"Hey, George, twenty credits is twenty credits..."

 

[bfreebern]

One of my closest friends goes to the beach. A LOT! He sent me this pic and was all excited, “I got a new pair of flip-flops!”. This is the kind of friends I have…

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Did he trip after, LOL.

 

[dawgie34203]

Did he trip after, LOL.

knowing him, that is more than probable!

 

[cohibasurfer]

 

[dawgie34203]

True story…

 

[CigarStone]

True story…

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Who Doesn't do that?

 

[CigarStone]

Did he trip after, LOL.

Seems maybe he was trippin when he bought them?

 

[Johnny B]

Who Doesn't do that?

My thoughts exactly!