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Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

Saw this one on tic tok the other day, so IT IS NOT MINE.

Two farmers were driving their truck loaded down with meat to the market to sell when they hit something. One farmer goes back to assess the damage they did.

"what is it?"

"it's a cow"

"is it dead?"

"yeah, looks like it"

"well skin it, cut it up and throw it in the back of the truck, we'll take it with us"

He gets done and comes back into the cab and off they go. They get a few hours down the road and hit something else but don't know what. One farmer hops out of the truck to see the damage.

"what is it?"

"its a pig"

"is it dead?"

"oh yeah"

"well skin it, cut it up and throw it in the back of the truck, we'll take it with us"

"you sure"

"well yeah I'm sure"

Bout two hours pass by and the one farmer returns from his duties and hops back up in the cab.

"that took you a while"

"yeah, well there was a lot to do. What do you wanna do with the motorcycle?"
 
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