Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[cohibasurfer]

 

[Armer]

 

[kann]

 

[Scap]

 

[CBoukal]

 

[CigarStone]

A wino was laying in the gutter one day when a man said to an attractive lady nearby "tickle your ass with a feather" the lady snorted "excuse me!" The man pointed to the sky and said "particularly nasty weather". Soon the couple walked away arm in arm.

The next day the wino saw an attractive lady headed his way and he said "stick a feather up your ass" The lady screamed "excuse me!" The man pointed to the sky and said "look at them fuckin clouds!"

 

[CBoukal]

What’s another term for cuming inside a woman….






Loading the Dishwasher

 

[CigarStone]

What’s another term for cuming inside a woman….






Loading the Dishwasher

That is rude, ignorant, and disgusting.

Pretty funny too!

 

[Thoughts]

What’s another term for cuming inside a woman….






Loading the Dishwasher

I saw that tik tok! I was rolling in the floor

 

[CBoukal]

I saw that tik tok! I was rolling in the floor

Did you see this one??

Why don’t girls from Mississippi ride reverse cowgirl??



Because you don’t turn your back on family

 

[dawgie34203]

 

[kann]

 

[Thoughts]

What do you call it if you like men AND women.....but they don't like you?

Bi-yourself

 

[Scap]

 

[Scap]

Gotta admit, this is epic....

 

[Nihon_Ni]

There are no divorce courts at the North Pole,​

so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon.

They're great for separating independent Clauses.

 

[MaytagMan]

Gotta admit, this is epic....
View attachment 75474

I also like my women like I like my washing machines...

They can handle an oversized load without shaking too much...

 

[Scap]

I also like my women like I like my washing machines...

They can handle an oversized load without shaking too much...

You spend too much time at the washateria.

 

[Scap]

 

[dawgie34203]

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"