Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[kann]

 

[kann]

 

[dawgie34203]

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I’m pretty sure my ex-wife is from the stop above Fingringhoe…

 

[Scap]

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That's just wrong....
It is 1,075 miles and 23 h 52 min.

 

[CBoukal]

 

[dawgie34203]

That’s a GOOD one!!!

 

[dawgie34203]

 

[CBoukal]

 

[CBoukal]

 

[dawgie34203]

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My wife literally just told me this joke last night! Now I’m not sure whether to ask you out for dinner or argue with you…

 

[CBoukal]

 

[Scap]

 

[Scap]

 

[dawgie34203]

 

[dawgie34203]

Merry Christmas!

 

[MaytagMan]

 

[dawgie34203]

What do you call a kid born in a whorehouse?






a brothel sprout!

 

[Scap]

 

[CBoukal]

 

[CBoukal]

Someone just lost my business