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Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

Not necessarily a joke but funny all the same.

I have a robotic vacuum and it reminds me a lot of my ex-wife.

The instant I pick the thing up it says "unit is not on the floor" ....no shit!

When I turn it over and remove the dust box it says "dust box removed from the unit" ..... no shit!

When I push the start button the remote it says "start cleaning" ..... no shit!

If I would bump my head, me ex would say "be careful" .... No shit!

If I would mis-step or stumble my ex would say "watch where you're going" ..... No shit!

If I would take a bite of hot food and react to it, she would say "careful, that's hot" .... No shit!
 
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