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Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

Not a dad joke, but still funny
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A man and his wife took his wife's mother on a vacation to the holy land. On the second day the man's mother in law died.

The undertaker said "We can ship your mother in law home for $5000 of we can bury her here in the holy land for $150"

The man said he would ship her home, to which the undertaker said "why would you spend $5000 to ship her home when we can bury her in the holy land for $150?"

The man said "some 2000 years ago, a man died here and three days later he arose from the dead ....I just can't take that chance"
 
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