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Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

A guy walks into a pet store. “You got any bees?“ The pet store owner says “sure, how many do you want?“ The guy says “give me a dozen bees.“

The owner lines up 13 bees on the counter and counts them out.“Here you go, that should be all of them.“ The guy looks at the counter and says, “no, I want 12 bees, what’s this extra one?” Pet shop owner says…








…“that’s a freebee.”
 
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