Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[kann]

Q: What do you call a chicken with no wings and no feathers?

A: A chicken.

 

[CigarStone]

Leave it to you to talk about your finger tricks

Well .... ya know .... if the glove fits..........

 

[CigarStone]

What do you call a man in the water with no arms and no legs? Bob

What do you call a man hanging on a wall? Art

What do you call a man laying on the floor? Matt

What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen

What do you call a Chinese woman with only one leg? Irene

 

[CigarStone]

 

[CgarDan]

@cohibasurfer

 

[CigarStone]

@cohibasurfer

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What did the Grateful Dead fans say when they ran out of weed?

This music sucks!

 

[MaytagMan]

What kind of dog knows how to do magic tricks?


A Labracadabrador

 

[kann]

After two months of searching the listings every day, we finally found our new house!

It was a moving experience.

 

[CigarStone]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice!

 

[CigarStone]

What do you call the useless peice of flesh attached to the vagina?

A woman.

In case a woman tells the joke it is a penis.

 

[kann]

 

[CigarStone]

This actually makes sense!

Think about it!

 

[CgarDan]

 

[kann]

 

[thinde]

 

[CigarStone]

I had a chicken once, I accidentally fed it saw dust.

It laid 12 eggs, 11 of them had wooden legs, and the 12th one was a woodpecker.

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[bfreebern]

I made a pun about the wind, but it blows.

 

[kann]

The wife finally convinced me to sell my theremin. I haven't touched it in years...

 

[kann]

Q: What do you get if you sit down on the toilet at 11:59 PM?

A: Same shit, different day.