Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[kann]

 

[kann]

The Earth is 70% water and none of it is carbonated.

The Earth is flat.

 

[Scap]

 

[kann]

 

[kann]

 

[kann]

Thanks to these new hearing aids, I get to listen to Enzo licking his ass in ASMR...

 

[Thoughts]

I ate a kids meal at mcdonalds today...



That kid was so fuckin pissed!

 

[CBoukal]

Thanks to these new hearing aids, I get to listen to Enzo licking his ass in ASMR...

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Jealous much?

 

[kann]

I honestly didn't really know where else to post this here. I hope the author got a bonus for all the great puns...

Rare penis plants stand tall at Leiden botanical garden - DutchNews.nl

Leiden University’s botanical garden has the Dutch premiere of not one but two rare ‘penis plants’ in bloom, with the largest of the Amorphophallus gigas standing proud at over three metres tall. There are three species of penis plants, all three of which have now bloomed at the Leiden Hortus...

www.dutchnews.nl

 

[Le Primauguet]

I honestly didn't really know where else to post this here. I hope the author got a bonus for all the great puns...

Rare penis plants stand tall at Leiden botanical garden - DutchNews.nl

Leiden University’s botanical garden has the Dutch premiere of not one but two rare ‘penis plants’ in bloom, with the largest of the Amorphophallus gigas standing proud at over three metres tall. There are three species of penis plants, all three of which have now bloomed at the Leiden Hortus...

www.dutchnews.nl

That article was very stimulating.

 

[CigSid]

I honestly didn't really know where else to post this here. I hope the author got a bonus for all the great puns...

Rare penis plants stand tall at Leiden botanical garden - DutchNews.nl

Leiden University’s botanical garden has the Dutch premiere of not one but two rare ‘penis plants’ in bloom, with the largest of the Amorphophallus gigas standing proud at over three metres tall. There are three species of penis plants, all three of which have now bloomed at the Leiden Hortus...

www.dutchnews.nl

Did they mention Viagra as part of the fertilization?

 

[Thoughts]

Did they mention Viagra as part of the fertilization?

I think they finally got it to bloom by sticking their finger in it's root. That's the trick

 

[CigSid]

I think they finally got it to bloom by sticking their finger in it's root. That's the trick

Leave it to you to talk about your finger tricks

 

[bfreebern]

I think they finally got it to bloom by sticking their finger in it's root. That's the trick

Ah, the ‘ol Road Trip trick:

 

[smellysell]

Ah, the ‘ol Road Trip trick:

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My wife is a nurse, but never learned to milk the prostate. Such bullshit

 

[cohibasurfer]

My wife is a nurse, but never learned to milk the prostate. Such bullshit

Get this shit straight.... A DOCTOR!

 

[smellysell]

Get this shit straight.... A DOCTOR!

That's true, should've said "was". Kind of...

 

[kann]

 

[CigarStone]

 

[CBoukal]

What's Blue and smells like red paint...


Blue Paint....