Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

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I think we must subscribe to some of the same pages on FB...

 

[kann]

(well, it is a "dad joke"...)

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[CigarStone]

Two guys go to the unemployment office after losing their jobs. They meet with the agent and the first guy explains that he is a seamstress, he cuts and sews lady's pantyhose. The second guy explains that he is a diesel fitter. After a while the agent calls them back into his office and explains that guy #1 will receive $100 per week unemployment, and guy #2 will receive $150 per week. Guy #1 asks why guy #2 is going to make more money.

The agent explains that a diesel fitter is much more trained position and thus worth more money. Guy #1 says "I make the fuckin things, he just holds em up and says "dees'l fit'er"

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[jfields]

Hi Haiti! What’s shakin!?!!?



Too soon?

 

[kann]

 

[Nate1977]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[CBoukal]

 

[kann]

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I literally just snarfled Monster out of my nose...

 

[TexasTraveler]

 

[kann]

 

[ggiese]