Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[ggiese]

 

[kann]

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I told my wife this one a long time ago, and she didn't talk to me for the next three days...

 

[CBoukal]

How many men does it take to open a beer.
None it should already be open when she brings it to him.

 

[ggiese]

How many men does it take to open a beer.
None it should already be open when she brings it to him.

I ain't telling my wife that joke - like Kann's wife she won't talk to me for 3 days. Or I'll forever have to get my own beers! Either way - I'm screwed!!!

 

[Pugman1943]

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I'll see you and raise you one.

 

[groucho898]

How many men does it take to open a beer.
None it should already be open when she brings it to him.

What kind of watch should you buy your wife?

None, there's a clock on the stove.

 

[kann]

If you know, you know.

 

[kann]

 

[kann]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

 

[Thoughts]

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[Bsneed51]

 

[Eqwhipped]

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Too soon.

 

[thinde]

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Now that’s just wrong…..funny but wrong!

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]