Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[kann]

 

[Eqwhipped]

Humor spamming...

 

[Eqwhipped]

 

[kann]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

Not a funny, but I don't know where else to put it. I'm not crying. You're crying...

 

[Eqwhipped]

Not a funny, but I don't know where else to put it. I'm not crying. You're crying...

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[CBoukal]

Why can’t miss piggy count to 70??

Because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

 

[smellysell]

 

[jfields]

Stranger than fiction….

 

[Eqwhipped]

 

[jfields]

It’s almost October:

Just a reminder that if you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern.
Now, I won’t be taking any questions.

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[CBoukal]

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i don’t get it

 

[jfields]

Conversation between dad and I on the rear screened porch or deck about an hour ago (True story with no exaggeration)…

Me overhearing a Tik Tok video my father is watching while sitting next to me (hearing the word “horny” several times).

Me: “ Dad, do you still get horny at your age?” (75).

Dad: “Yes! But not for your mother..”

Me:

 

[drunkfish3]

i don’t get it

???

 

[kann]

???

I think Chad... missed the point.

 

[CBoukal]

???

Oh Chester think's he's funny. He posted his "today's smoke" picture in this thread. Then changed it after I posted.

 

[drunkfish3]

Oh Chester think's he's funny. He posted his "today's smoke" picture in this thread. Then changed it after I posted.

You sure you didn't just miss it?

 

[Thoughts]

Time to liven up the party, mutha fuckas. Also, the last one is an Ortho clinic based joke.