Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

 

[Thoughts]

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. Bartender says, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Aarrgh, I've got a bounty on me head."

 

[Gavin]

I can’t believe they’re still together after all the crap they’ve been through.


Who?

Your buttcheeks.

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[CigSid]

 

[CigSid]

 

[CigSid]

 

[Scap]

I've got a friend that is deathly afraid of getting in an elevator, thankfully he's taking steps to avoid it.

 

[Tall Paul]

 

[CBoukal]

 

[kann]

"I'm giving up drinking until Christmas."

"I'm giving up. Drinking until Christmas."

Punctuation matters.

 

[Scap]

 

[smellysell]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[thinde]

View attachment 35701

I repeat this because one like is not enough!

 

[ConDaddy]

Less of a joke and more of a life lesson but it made me laugh.

 

[Scap]

Less of a joke and more of a life lesson but it made me laugh. View attachment 35800

That's the power of a William Shatner latex mask!

 

[CBoukal]

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Or just a low ha?