Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[kann]

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I don't get it...

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

Yeah, most already saw this on facebook. I'm an AVGEEK, unashamedly.

 

[jfields]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

 

[Scap]

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Here's how to keep them from getting stolen....

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[Thoughts]

 

[drunkfish3]

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That was just bad

 

[Thoughts]

That was just bad

Have you been to a dad joke thread before?

 

[Thoughts]

This will help you acclimate

 

[kann]

What do you get if you cross Dracula's DNA with Frosty the Snowman's DNA?

Frostbite.

 

[Undegreed]

What do you get if you cross Dracula's DNA with Frosty the Snowman's DNA?

Frostbite.

That reminds me -

What do John the Baptist and Frosty the Snowman have in common?

Same middle name.

 

[CigSid]

 

[kann]

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Volume I

 

[kann]

I saw two blind guys fighting on the street the the other day. You should have seen that look on their faces when I shouted, "My money's on the one with the knife!"...

 

[CigSid]

Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

 

[Thoughts]