Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[drunkfish3]

 

[Thoughts]

Not a dad joke. But someone is going to hell for making this

 

[kann]

 

[PaulTra]

 

[CigSid]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

Germany has begun telling residents to stock up on sausages and cheese in anticipation of future shortages due to the reemergence of COVID-19.

It's their Wurst Käse scenario...

 

[jbfurdog]

Germany has begun telling residents to stock up on sausages and cheese in anticipation of future shortages due to the reemergence of COVID-19.

It's their Wurst Käse scenario...

Saw that one on FB today. From you actually haha

 

[kann]

Saw that one on FB today. From you actually haha

Yeah, I figured most here would have seen it, but I couldn't resist passing it on one more time. Deutschland is in my heart...

 

[PaulTra]

 

[PaulTra]

 

[Thoughts]

I built a model of Mount Rushmore and my friend says, "Wow! Is it to scale?"
"no.....its to look at...."

 

[Thoughts]

This one is to really hit that 'sigh' button, ya'll ready?


Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one photo ID for them, though.
... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal

 

[drunkfish3]

Patient: Doctor, I'm thinking that I may be losing my hearing.

Doctor: Can you tell me what you know of the symptoms?

Patient: Homer is bald and fat, Marge has blue hair...

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[Undegreed]

Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one photo ID for them, though.
... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal
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What did the Latino fireman name his twin boys?
Jose and

Hose B

 

[PaulTra]

 

[Scap]

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Got our puppy spayed yesterday....this is timely to say the least.

 

[Scap]

I built a model of Mount Rushmore and my friend says, "Wow! Is it to scale?"
"no.....its to look at...."

I don't like the ones that make me read them several times to understand what they mean.

 

[PaulTra]

@kann